to declare it IMPOSSIBLE to poo on an aeroplane?

[AuntLucyInPeru]

DH can (and does - urgh!) I could 't countenance it. You?

Ps, am not a/the poo troll. Promise

Ha! I was having a poo only yesterday when Mr Palooza came in desperate for a wee, burst into the bathroom and ended up peeing in the bath. I've been in the shower before when he's come into the bathroom for a poo.

I think the only boundary we have left is that we don't wipe in front of each other.

LulaPalooza, just think yourself lucky that you have never been unable to wipe yourself.

After extensive hip surgery some years back, I couldn't support myself properly AND wipe my bum. DH had to do it for me over a period of a few weeks until I started to get some mobility back.

He's a keeper too.

When on honeymoon I got the squits bad while visiting a street market in Borneo in searing high 30 celcius heat - the only toilets available were those squat hole places that were so disgusting I prayed to every God I could think of not to let me slip while I was crouched over with liquid shit spraying everywhere. And I had to pay to use it.

I have never recovered.