...to gaffa tape swiffa cloths to my baby...

[MakesCakesWhenStressed]

...and let him pick up all the cat hair and dust bunnies as he caterpillars his way round the floor...?

Excellent idea!

Make him earn his keep.

Attach a mop head to each hand and foot and he can mop the kitchen floor too!!

I've been fantasising about this for years.

Good idea Elizabeth, then i can put all that drool to good purpose, too

You can get mop shoes for cats so use them. Can't link as on my phone.

YANBU - excellent idea.

BUT - (pedant alert) it's gaffer tape. Sorry

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1C1NNVC_enGB491GB491&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=7_VzwAz1Da-cbM:&imgrefurl=www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/19/the-baby-mop-japans-gift_n_168179.html&docid=eWs04iIcWrU0IM&imgurl=i.huffpost.com/gen/64563/thumbs/s-BABY-MOP-large.jpg&w=260&h=190&ei=ws8oUOCkCKX64QTR-IGIBA&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1C1NNVC_enGB491GB491&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=7_VzwAz1Da-cbM:&imgrefurl=www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/19/the-baby-mop-japans-gift_n_168179.html&docid=eWs04iIcWrU0IM&imgurl=i.huffpost.com/gen/64563/thumbs/s-BABY-MOP-large.jpg&w=260&h=190&ei=ws8oUOCkCKX64QTR-IGIBA&zoom=1
yikes huge link but get this instead and someone please tell me how to fix my links so they are tidier

You need square brackets around the whole thing. Do a space after the link within the brackets and put, in this case, something like "baby cloth" then close the square brackets. See the explanation below for MUCH better instructions.

Oops double square brackets.

If you type the double brackets, paste in the URL, press space then add a word e.g. great duster (or something) then type double closing brackets that gives you a nice short link.

X-posts!

<a class="break-all" href="//www.google.co.uk/imgres?hl=en&safe=off&sa=X&rlz=1C1NNVC_enGB491GB491&biw=1280&bih=685&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=7_VzwAz1Da-cbM:&imgrefurl=www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/02/19/the-baby-mop-japans-gift_n_168179.html&docid=eWs04iIcWrU0IM&imgurl=i.huffpost.com/gen/64563/thumbs/s-BABY-MOP-large.jpg&w=260&h=190&ei=ws8oUOCkCKX64QTR-IGIBA&zoom=1" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">baby mop

oo it worked ty

Good for you bunny. I expect many interesting links!

If you gaffer tape the baby, does the baby then crawl sideways away from the gaffer tape, like if you gaffer tape a cat?

You have gaffer taped a cat Abzs?

You should patent it.

It was on Rude Tube.

That's horrible - very cruel

Salmotrutter - I actually knew that. blame sleep deprivation. It's my go to excuse for any stupidity these days.