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AIUB to find Russell Brand...

151 replies

kay1975 · 12/08/2012 22:42

....attractive and dare I say, slightly sexy!??

OP posts:
FannyFifer · 13/08/2012 16:08

I'd ride him like seabiscuit although would probably snap his scrawny little frame in two!

MrsKeithRichards · 13/08/2012 17:16

Have all you admirers seen Get Him to the Greek?

SquishyCinnamonSwirls · 13/08/2012 17:18

YANBU

Fannyfifer - I was thinking much the same thing about myself Grin

NarkedRaspberry · 13/08/2012 17:19

Have all you admirers seen Get Him to the Greek?

And Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

Carrie1983 · 13/08/2012 17:20

YANBU

NPPF · 13/08/2012 17:21

Urgh

TheLazyGirlBlog · 13/08/2012 17:43

Yes MrsKeithRichards I have. Phwoarrrrr.

I take it as a fan of wrinkly old reformed junkies, Russell would be right up your street being a young non wrinkly specimen?

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 13/08/2012 17:54

No I don't think all men with long hair need a bath. I think Russell brand needs a bath.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 13/08/2012 17:55

Grin ride him like sea biscuit!

TheLazyGirlBlog · 13/08/2012 17:58

I'd give him a bath anyday of the week

PeshwariNaan · 13/08/2012 19:03

YABVVVU.

I suffered from the same problem until he blessedly butchered that Beatles song last night. He's freed me from fancying him.

MixedClassBaby · 13/08/2012 19:16

His Amy Winehouse tribute was lovely but with all that sex addiction and hair, I wouldn't be able to get beyond the thought that he might have crabs.

Shagmundfreud · 13/08/2012 19:28

YABU

He looks like a man with a tiny penis.

I don't know why I think that but I do.

Krumbum · 13/08/2012 19:32

With the amount of women who have shagged him (often kiss and telling) I think it'd be public knowledge by now if he had a tiny penis!

Wingedharpy · 13/08/2012 19:33

I fully understand kay though I have to say he's far more than slightly sexy.
It's all in the eyes methinks.

MrsKeithRichards · 13/08/2012 19:36

Oh yes he is a mere child compared to my usual hornathon!

I wonder what he'll be like in 30 years!

TakingBackMonday · 13/08/2012 19:37

YANBU AND I WOULD EAT HIM TOMORROW

teahouse · 13/08/2012 19:38

He is very sexy, UANBU

Jellykat · 13/08/2012 20:11

YA definitely NBU. He's bloody yummy!

Mumblepot26 · 13/08/2012 22:46

YANBU, he is hot hot hot

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 13/08/2012 22:52

The brand Shaggers have made a late appearance!

He is marmite isn't he, people seem to love him or hate him!

AlerieVelaryon · 13/08/2012 23:02

Well I would .......yanbu. He is also very funny and a spiritual person.

MildredIsMyAlterEgo · 13/08/2012 23:02

YADNUB. Yum.

BurningBridges · 14/08/2012 00:29

Is this a good time to bring up Tim Minchin?

Krumbum · 14/08/2012 01:16

Ooo noo tim minchin is not sexy at all imo, not like rusty ;) .mr minchin looks too put together and his mouth is too small for his head!