AIUB to find Russell Brand...

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....attractive and dare I say, slightly sexy!??

@ willy like a Nik Nak... Yep, that's how I imagine him to be too

If he wasn't famous and constantly on the Tv and was just "Russ" in the pub, would you want to then? I think most of us would just grimace and move to the other side of the pub if he came near... Clutching our pearls

Not for me: Captain Jack Sparrow is for me - now HE'S proper dirty

Now theres a conundrum, Cap'n Jack Sparrow is arguably JUST as grubby and manky and in need of a nice bath, but I would have to let him put his penis in my vagina.

Its the pirate outfit I think. Oo-er.

And if Russ cut all his hair off he would have a pin head.

Everytime I look at my active convos that sentence ^^^^ makes me roar

YABU. Ewwww!

I agree pickled I'd happily accommodate that particular pirate penis

pickles^

He's scrawny but at the same time has surprisingly fat legs. But then I'm not attracted to sleazy men.

Do you like Pete Doherty too both not my cup of tea.

Oh my GOD Doherty. With his green teeth. Oh I feel ill. Noo Nooo Noooooo!

Now he is just horrid. His willy would be like a wizened little pepparami that got lodged down the settee for several years only to be discovered covered with crumbs and fluff. And a bit mouldy.

Ewww no, he's even worse than RB!!

No, YANBU. In fact, I like Johnny Depp in Captain Jack mode juts because he looks a lot like Rusty. Don't even bother hosing them down, just let me get in there girls.

Its the slightly naughty glint in his eye. Forget Christian Grey, you know Russ would be filthy.

As for Doherty, nope, he's rank. You may as well fancy Blake Fielder-wankstain as well. Not good at all. In fact, on a par with fancying One Direction for disgustingness.

Yanbu! I find him incredibly sexy.

Eeew! Pete and Blake!
When I look at Russell brand, I don't see a dirty skank! I see an incredibly beautiful dark guy with hair to die for! And lips made for kissing! John y is the only person win nicer lips than Russell!

Saggy couldn't agree more. Form an orderly queue though ladies.....

welshmaenad how is he a cunt? What a bizzare thing to say.
YANBU. You can fancy who you like.

I don't know who was the most repulsive, him or Liam - I really think I'm John Lennnon - Gallagher, singing like he needs his adenoids attended to urgently.

Yuk yuk and yuk.

YABVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU.

He looks like a tramp and needs a bloody good wash and a haircut. He isn't funny and I really wish he would just shrivel up and blow away quietly, never to be heard from again.

I don't think he looks like he needs a bath, Do you think all men with long hair need a bath?

It always pisses me off when men with long hair or who dress a bit differently are thought off as being trampy.

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I've fancied him since I first saw him on BBLB! I've read most of his autobiography and he's very honest about being a complete dickhead. He's the sort of man who would be very, very bad for me, but I'd still be there like a teenager, waiting for him to text me and analysing every word .

YABU

And he's definitely not skanky .