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AIUB to find Russell Brand...

151 replies

kay1975 · 12/08/2012 22:42

....attractive and dare I say, slightly sexy!??

OP posts:
PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 12/08/2012 22:54

He was a shex addict wasn't he?

Showmethemhappyfeet · 12/08/2012 22:56

I have an irrational hatred for him, I'm not even sure why but I think he's an absolute utter prick Angry
Plus he needs a haircut and a good wash. YukAngry

Showmethemhappyfeet · 12/08/2012 22:57

The Angry we're at Russell Brand, not you OP

Tangointhenight · 12/08/2012 22:59

I think he would smell of damp clothes and unwashed hair

Like a stinky student living in an old damp house.

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 12/08/2012 22:59

I think he would have a willy like a rib & saucy nik nak.

Figgygal · 12/08/2012 22:59

Nope yanbu I think he's sexy in a dirty would never take him home to meet ur mum kind of a way

PicklesThePottyMouthedParrot · 12/08/2012 23:00

My mum would clean him up and give him a square meal!

Jojay · 12/08/2012 23:01

Grin pickles

Tangointhenight · 12/08/2012 23:02

Bet he has a spotty back.

OhDoAdmitMrsDeVere · 12/08/2012 23:02

Total fucking knobber

kay1975 · 12/08/2012 23:03

Pickles: you made me giggle so loud I woke my hubby up!

Hmmm...even though there is a lot negative feedback....there's enough of you out who feel the same as me, so I def don't feel U!

....maybe I'll start a fan club :)

OP posts:
VegansTasteBetter · 12/08/2012 23:03

I'm a bit Hmm about all the women on this thread who claim not to fancy him, I mean statistically at least half of you have already had sex with him right?

NarkedRaspberry · 12/08/2012 23:04

YANBU at all. Utter sex.

CouthyMow · 12/08/2012 23:04

I was about to post distasteful, disheveled and generally fucking annoying and a shit actor, until I saw your OP.

Now I'll just say YABvvvvvvU.

NarkedRaspberry · 12/08/2012 23:06

'I bet he's crap in bed'

I bet he's amazing.

SaggyOldClothCatPuss · 12/08/2012 23:08

Lol @ Vegans! Grin

I FUCKING LOVE Russell Brand. He gives me the serious HORN! I would, LIKE A SHOT, in a HEARTBEAT, without a SECOND THOUGHT!
YYYAAAANNNNBBBUUUUUU!
But I bagsy him first! Grin

catgirl2012 · 12/08/2012 23:11

Tries. To. Hard.

My cat is edgier.

Shame as on paper I should fancy him. But he is too fake.

catgirl2012 · 12/08/2012 23:11

*too

hopkinette · 12/08/2012 23:14

He's fucking rank.

RemusLupinsBiggestGroupie · 12/08/2012 23:17

RB is my dirty little secret. He is probably smelly and he is deffo filthy - but I still would...

with the lights off.

dearprudence · 12/08/2012 23:17

It's so wrong, it's right.

YANBU.

Bunbaker · 12/08/2012 23:17

He is grubby and seedy and the unfunniest "comedian" on TV. His voice and accent are horrible as well.

No, he has no redeeming features.

Yogagirl17 · 12/08/2012 23:23

Not totally unreasonable. I thought you were going to say you liked his singing. That would have been VU!

Devora · 12/08/2012 23:23

Completely unappealing.

winkle2 · 12/08/2012 23:27

I liked him on Newsnight the other night

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