to think the closing ceremony's a bit shit?

[ssd]

am disappointed so far......hopefully it'll get better

is it just about music then?

Brian May probing himself as one of the best guitarists the UK has produced. Now THIS is more me!

Rumour going round that they're going to finish off with Bucks Fizz Lonely

when did May go grey?!

Brian May can play guitar - who knew?

They WILL rock us!

Think Brian's turned into Jimmy Page....

Maddona to finish...showing us her left tit.

PROVING, proving FFS, not probing!

I'm finding the Brian May bit a little self indulgent. It reminds me of the interminable drum solos I had to put up with at rock concerts when I was a teenager.

I actually hate Queen, but admit that they know how to rock the crowd.
WOW.

Someone unplug her mike

Fucking hell! Jessie J? Whose fucking terrible idea was that?

This is more like it!!!

Lonely just spat my tea on my laptop!

That would really ruin it for me, for everybody presumably! Ha ha

Go Jessie - channelling Freddie!

now WHO did she sleep with to get that part?

Just started doing the clap. Ds(6) asked why my arms were wobbling.
Talk about putting a dampner on my night.

I have had enough of Jessie J to last me sixty lifetimes.

No no no. It simply must close with Fergal Sharkey.

Jessie J NOT a patch on Freddie, sure they could have found someone anyone else.

Should have had Gareth Malone and the soldiers' wives

Nobody can do crazybonkers like we can. Roller-skating nuns, an inflatable octopus, Brian May with a fox on one sleeve and a badger on the other and Boris cutting some shapes to the Spice Girls. You couldn't make it up.