To come here of all places for a virtual hug

[JudgeJodie]

I have lurked for such a long time, and read various different blog links over the last year or so that say MNers are a vipers nest etc etc.
Well I started my first thread last week and everyone was so wonderful and even bumped the thread later in the week for a catch up, so...

I have had a terrible week, nothing to do with dingbat dh but a tenant from hell who is abusing the term piss take to the extreme. She is referred to as cunty mcscumbag in our house.

Any chance of some of those virtual pick me ups you lot are so good at?

Viper patrol READY!

talk to us, jodie

Ooooh yeah, I'm always up for a virtual hug

Only a small one mind you, I'm English and rather repressed.

Have two to make up for it...

YANU!!

Cheer up, forget about cunty mcscumbag (love the name) for the night and enjoy your Friday night. Deal with all that shite tomorrow.

And I've found the people of mumsnet to be a real mixed bag, but honestly most are amazing people and dead good at pick me ups!

Arf at cunty mcscumbag though

Nah, fuck off

Some of us have to keep the viper image going!

Oh I could rant for hours about the cunty one, blackmail, criminal damage, identity fraud, debt collectors, and more.
I think maybe if you could all teach me some new swear words that might take my mind off things!

for pissy

dosent sounds like you need any help with sweariness!

I`ll give you a hug though !

She has stolen this week from me. I have got none of my normal jobs done, been snapping at the kids, not sleeping and anxious.
Worst of all, I have barely been on AIBU, not even at work.
But no more, she shall not steal anymore time from me. Fuck all can happen between now and Monday that 999 won't sort out, so I think a glass of wine and some quality time with mumsnet the children

What are these 'hugs' you speak of?

now that's style and class in action - have some to get you started.

Thanks Agent that is the first hug I have had all week!

Wonders if my attitude may have something to do with it.

Thanks pombear, don't mind if I do. Rude not to share though,

Anyone else?

Hello Jodie

I don't do hugs but I'll hiss at you if you want

LOL @ coming to AIBU for a hug. That would be a YABU

DD has been very snugly this evening so I can spare a hug.

Yay, my first YABU. I am playing AIBU bingo (albeit by myself!). I have had a leave the bastard, and a YANBU. Looking for a next. Never 100% sure why they are given out on some threads so not sure how to earn one!

((((((hug))))))))

Just one though, I have an ice queen image to maintain -and an still huffing about my fred being deleted yesterday before I was able to read it all--

If she's your tenant and being a bitch just kick her out :o

I'm quite keen on 'piss flaps fuck face ass munch' as insults go .

Rolls right off the Tongue.

'wankbadger' has always been a favorite insult.

I am also fond of 'cockwomble' so much so, that iPad recognizes it.

'titweasel' is good for the ferrety pointy nosed type.

'cunt' is succinct and to the point

'fuckersnail' for MN inspired wankery.

Have fun :)

There you go

A Pom bear! For me!

I never ever managed to complete a sticker book when I was a kid. Not my smash hits album or my little pony. Never got close
But I WILL complete all mumsnet standard replies!

I am having a campaign about this one...I want to get as well. It is my hobbyhorse and I bore myself.

Ice cream?
Carrot?
Buttplug?

Lol at buttplug. I have heard of these Friday night butt antics before on here.