To ask you all to log off for a few hours.....

[CrispyCod]

....because I have jobs to do and you're all distracting me and stopping me from getting on. If you log off then I might get off my arse.

Thanks in advance.

Off you go.....

Oh, and if the BBC could have a technical failure too that might help.

Yabvu
Just because you have jobs to avoid do does not mean that we do not have our own jobs that need avoiding doing.
Also yabu by creating this thread to distract us even more and you know you'll keep coming back to check for replies

Yes, UABVU. I have just sat down for the first time today. I need entertaining!

*YABVU see, can't even spell straight!

Back to check for replies. You're all evil.

Shit, just noticed it's raining and my washing is on the line. It's your fault.

Ha ha ha ha ha, serves you right for being so slovenly

Ok, will go now.

I have jobs to avoid too

Ok, we can all talk about her now.....

I'm afraid I can't leave. If I move away from the sofa Cbeebies will appear on the tv and I have very important supporting of team GB to do.

do you think she wants to wash her skirting boards?

That CrispyCod. What a slacker.

Obviously my washing up is done, laundry is on, and house is tidy.

(LIES)

Do people actually wash skirting boards?!

Shit. I'd better fetch a cloth.

I'd hate to see the top of her door frames...

Fecking weather, washing was almost dry and now it's soaking.

I managed to get mine in on time, thankfully

Just dinner and baths left to do for today

How about you, did you get anything else done?

No, back on my arse like a slattern watching Ben Ainsley!

What's all this crap about washing skirting boards??

Washing skirting boards???

Why?

And how?

Actually I don't care how. Just: why?

do people bath their children? I just wipe them down occasionally.

Kytti - presumably then you bath your skirting boards?

kytti how often is occasionally ?

Bath the children? Just put them out in the rain

oh shutup thats a good plan, except its nice and sunny here, maybe if I leave them long enough the dirt will just dry out and drop off

Children will smell if they're not bathed. Skirting boards, not so much.