Aibu to not feel like sex after a meal

[EclecticShock]

I'm one of those people who gets really ratty when I haven't eaten and really ratty when I have :). Some people like to be wined and dined as a prelude to sex. Feed me and it's off the agenda :)

Anyone else?

Well I tend not to have sex straight after a meal as the restaurant staff tend to get a bit pissy about it.

:), I mean at all... After a decent meal.

Well I tend not to have sex straight after a meal as the restaurant staff tend to get a bit pissy about it.

Yes worra - they're so damned uptight aren't they?

Not straight after, no, as I'm usually stuffed and can't move for a while for fear of popping!

Depends on the size of the meal - before DD arrived, the only thing that got in the way was if I'd had an extra large portion of DP's homemade curry

Only because I was too full, you understand

I think my digestive system must be crap :).

I was in an Indian restaurant with dd1 and dh it was quite a small place and a young couple were slobbering all over each other put me right off my curry . bet it was you worra

Worra it depends where you go, we seem to get the best reception at the McDonald's drive through its like a make shift dogging site

After a meal I just want a snooze. Afternoon delight for me instead.

Actually they're normally ok about us slam fucking each other over the salad cart between courses.

But light a cigarette afterwards and all hell breaks loose

OMG slam fucking -

Worra

DH is on a promise tonight too

It has to be done Madge.... croutons flying everywhere!

Sex for starters works for me :)

I've got an image of the Harvester salad bar in mind with croutons going everywhere and diners reaching over for bread rolls

've got an image of the Harvester salad bar in mind with croutons going everywhere and diners reaching over for bread roll

It put me right off the cherry tomatoes Babylon!

yanbu

sex then dinner.

I bung dinner in the oven first then we go to bed and it's all nice and ready when we are. Obviously it has to be a really slow pot roast...

Neither of us fancy a shag after eating or drinking. So a romantic night out usually is all arse about face (that's not the sexual postion btw). We have a shower/bath then i put some saucy undies on...etc...after, when DP leaves the room i put comfortable undies on, which actually look nice under my clothes and we go out to drinks and dinner. (and DP still thinks i am wearing the pokey, pointy, boned lacey corset, but i am really in my M&S stretchy pants).

Mornings aren't great either, bad breath and desperate for tea...

Afternoon delight for both of us too - Not really sure what we are going to do when the baby is here.

I'm not into mornings either since dc, far too early. Afternoons... Have dx to look after. We have actually skipped dinner to have sex but that's not sustainable. Feel like a freak :)

Mornings not good here either

We tried today (tmi I know) but ds awoke and it just ain't right when he's in his crib next to us, so I sent DH for a cold shower and put him on a promise for tonight

Well thats the thing... I'm in the mood tonight but we have a family dinner soon, late I know... Don't ask. I know I will just pass out afterwards...

Waits till next September when dd is in school and can have afternoon sex. ( wonder if June has more babies born)

Im now quite worried about what the contents of some of those sauces