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To want DW to split her own T-bags

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JimNastik · 03/08/2012 20:52

Me and DW drink different tea, she has Earl Grey which comes in packs with the T-bags joined together in pairs and it pisses me off that she does not split them so when I come to make a cup of tea I usually have to split them

When I get T-bags joined together I split them all and put them neatly in my little tea caddy

AIBU to want her to split them?

Its the little things that make me cross
She does not fold the end of the toilet paper into a neat triangle after a shit
If she gets the milk off the doorstep she does not wipe its bottom when she puts it in the fridge
She never pulls the bedroom curtains on when she gets up last
When she sets the table she always puts my knife and fork on the wrong way round
She has never emptied the crumbs out of the toaster(I am not going to empty it and see what she says when it catches fire)
She never rinses out the bath after using it
I could go on

Am I being taken for granted?

OP posts:
BonkeySaysTeamGBAreTheMollocks · 03/08/2012 20:53

Your anal!

ChaosTrulyReigns · 03/08/2012 20:53

Do you buy frozen peppers?

TeamGBIWI · 03/08/2012 20:53
Biscuit
CMOTDibbler · 03/08/2012 20:54

Biscuit 2/10 for effort

TeWiDoesTheHulaInHawaii · 03/08/2012 20:54

Depends. What does she do?

StealthPolarBear · 03/08/2012 20:55

I'd leave her
The lack of bottom wiping would be enough for me

Imnothome · 03/08/2012 20:55
Hmm
JustFabulous · 03/08/2012 20:55

Don't make her a cup of tea anymore.

Kladdkaka · 03/08/2012 20:55

You can't empty the crumbs out of the toaster. Ever. No matter how much you shake it, there will always be more. Thought everyone knew that.

JumpingThroughHoops · 03/08/2012 20:56

Are you my husband?

feck! Why get a dog and bark yourself [grin}

BonkeySaysTeamGBAreTheMollocks · 03/08/2012 20:56

True about the toaster.

JimNastik · 03/08/2012 20:56

TeWiDoesTheHulaInHawai

She works from home and makes lots of money to keep me in a style I have been come acustard to

OP posts:
iklboo · 03/08/2012 20:57

Can we have a yawn emoticon?

RedBlanket · 03/08/2012 20:57

LTB

lisad123 · 03/08/2012 20:58

Those 1seconds add up to a lot, I mean splitting tea bags must cost you sooo much time.
She's a selfish cow, leave her. But then again in surprised she hasn't left you yet Wink

Natzer · 03/08/2012 20:58

Leave the bitch!

CaliforniaLeaving · 03/08/2012 20:58

Do you buy frozen peppers?

I do is that a bad thing?
I think he's having us on with this thread. Who in hell folds the end of the toilet paper except a hotel

Kladdkaka · 03/08/2012 20:58

You've become a custard? You want to see your GP about that.

BonkeySaysTeamGBAreTheMollocks · 03/08/2012 20:59

Whats a custard? Confused

JumpingThroughHoops · 03/08/2012 21:00

I have been come acustard to

sorry but laffs hysterically

RecursiveMoon · 03/08/2012 21:01

Breaking news Jim:
The perforated tea bag pair.

It will do your relationship no end of good Wink.

VegansTasteBetter · 03/08/2012 21:01

I want to become a custard too

TheVermiciousKnid · 03/08/2012 21:01

Your anal!

Oh I don't know. I think he (?) might put the 'b' into 'anal'. Wink

VegansTasteBetter · 03/08/2012 21:01
JumpingThroughHoops · 03/08/2012 21:01

and worse you just know its going to be - feck the smart phone predictive

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