To want DW to split her own T-bags

[JimNastik]

Me and DW drink different tea, she has Earl Grey which comes in packs with the T-bags joined together in pairs and it pisses me off that she does not split them so when I come to make a cup of tea I usually have to split them

When I get T-bags joined together I split them all and put them neatly in my little tea caddy

AIBU to want her to split them?

Its the little things that make me cross
She does not fold the end of the toilet paper into a neat triangle after a shit
If she gets the milk off the doorstep she does not wipe its bottom when she puts it in the fridge
She never pulls the bedroom curtains on when she gets up last
When she sets the table she always puts my knife and fork on the wrong way round
She has never emptied the crumbs out of the toaster(I am not going to empty it and see what she says when it catches fire)
She never rinses out the bath after using it
I could go on

Am I being taken for granted?

Neither. But we draw or close them. Like everybody else. That terminology is south Yorks working class though.

OP buy a toaster with a removable crumb tray problem solved..... Pour your milk into a jug like my nan did.. No wet bottoms then... Have your own separate loo role holder with your own loo role with triangle folded end piece....leave your curtains open and put up black ou blinds.. Eat wit as ok from now on....Take showers ...There problem solved!!!!!

Think you may be busy tonight Olympia

*roll

eat with a spoon from now on.. that is what it should say ...bloody iPad

Are you from Barnsley? Do you have newspaper covering your window?

Pahahahahaha

Bet he's the type who doesn't clean the loo though. Exp used to claim that shit stains below the water line don't count, whilst berating me for not splitting the tea bags equivalent

Aaaaaw, I love it when an op lists all the little things that make a marriage work.
Dh's existence would be meaningless if I actually put lids on stuff properly and used the tooth paste properly.

Having a good night Olivia?

Here you go OP - problem solved !

I hate it when my DH leaves his running trainers on the utility room floor.
I also hate the way he shucks his boxers off at night and then wipes his bollocks with them before he puts them in the laundry basket.
I never use his hair gel but it really grates on me that he always leaves the lid off.

There's probably a million more.

- for Olivia!

Ah I quite like him! Can we keep him Olivia?

Uh oh Olivia

@AmazingBouncingFerret

Having a good night Olivia?

Well am very excited about Jessica Ennis
And we won a prize at a raffle
But otherwise...not so much

I also hate the way he shucks his boxers off at night and then wipes his bollocks with them before he puts them in the laundry basket.

That makes me feel a bit sick

A prize at raffle eh?

Cherry lambrini going down well then I take it?

It's not sickening California, just annoying, I forgot to mention he sort of pulls them down and then flicks them up into the air with his foot and then catches them.

He's a keeper.

I won a vegetable steamer at a raffle last month cherry lambrini would have gotten a far more enthusisastic reception...

"Ah I quite like him! Can we keep him Olivia?"

Careful, it is this tone of voice from my DC that results in yet another pet.
Be strong Olivia.

£300 house for a lizard?

i thought my G pigs were spoilt with a £20 comfy bed!

Dh -Stop posting on mn. You are wrong!

I think op is my husband.

Sorry.

tell him to get back in the garage then