To kick the dog out of the bedroom

[LordOfThe5Rings]

... Because he is doing godawful farts. Seriously, I feel sick [boak]

You need to use Dettol neutra air spray :)
Then you will find that the dog will take himself out of the bedroom fast!!

Wish Asda was open at half eleven! He wont bloody go! :(

It's what you fed him, ergo you must accept all the blame.

You need to gently m-a-s-s-a-g-e his little tum and eeeeeeaasssse the gas out

He picked up a plum that fell out of my parents tree in their garden - he is a lab retriever cross so as soon as it went in the mouth, it was already ate!

Eurgh you would've thought it was rotten popcorn and gone off bread .

Wish Asda was open at half eleven! He wont bloody go!

Bastard!!

But do they even serve dogs in Asda?

Worra Tescos it is then :)

I'd suggest a cork up his bottom.
But don't stand behind him when the pressure builds up

What kind of plums do your parents grow?

(Tesco is open 24 hours)

Make sure that he passes the plum stone and make sure that he's still eating ok. My old girl ate a peach stone and required emergency surgery to have it removed