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to wonder what any woman sees in Grant Bovey?

23 replies

ssd · 31/07/2012 19:06

he is a smug, cheesey looking puke

what the hell do they see in him?

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gabbymum · 31/07/2012 19:52

I wouldn't

SoleSource · 31/07/2012 19:57

Bogey not Bovey.

startwig1982 · 31/07/2012 20:00

Had to Google him as I had no idea who he is. However, he looks like a cross between cliff Richard and Michael Crawford. Not hugely attractive but I'm sure he has other qualities!

TangoSierra · 31/07/2012 20:01

He is absolutely revolting.
Those eyebrows and starting eyes.
Looks like a meerkat and that is an insult to a meerkat.

Pancakeflipper · 31/07/2012 20:02

It's got to be his willy. It must be handsome, vibrant and full of personality.

Dollydoolally · 31/07/2012 20:03

I might have, about 20 years ago when I was young and stupid! Now I would just think "pass"!

gabbymum · 31/07/2012 20:07

Maybe he has a huge cock. Maybe he's got a way with words. Maybe he bangs like a barn door. Whatever it is, I still wouldn't.

WandaDoff · 31/07/2012 20:07

He must be hung like a donkey.

gabbymum · 31/07/2012 20:09

He looks like a donkey!

Feminine · 31/07/2012 20:09

Oh gosh...more of this...

NoComet · 31/07/2012 20:13

starwig that's brilliant, that's exactly what he looks like.

startwig1982 · 31/07/2012 20:19

Glad I'm good for something! Grin

NettOlympicSuperstar · 31/07/2012 20:21

Not for me, but perhaps he's charming, spends money he doesn't have has a large cock?
To me, he is a large cock.
Bleerggh

startwig1982 · 31/07/2012 20:24

He could play what's his face in the film of fifty shades of shite! Lots of money and a big member... Grin

lovebunny · 31/07/2012 20:29

i'm assuming grant bovey is a man, but it sounds like a disease - 'i've got grant bovey' - or a place in norfolk - 'i'm going to grant bovey'....

JumpingThroughHoops · 31/07/2012 20:34

Well, he's marginally better than the toothless, tattoo'd, illiterate, gruntfuttocks on JK this morning - who seem to need DNA tests all over the place. If only by virtue that his trousers fit, he hasn't inked himself in, he retains his own teeth and can coherabtly string two words together.

disclaimer: I was made to watch it

JumpingThroughHoops · 31/07/2012 20:36

coherently Grin

Glitterknickaz · 31/07/2012 20:49

YAsoooooooooooooooNBU

thebody · 31/07/2012 21:13

Anthea would dip any cock in antiseptic first..

SoleSource · 31/07/2012 21:17

I have just spat orange juice on my phone @ the body. Lol.

TangoSierra · 31/07/2012 21:18

and it would have to have a pretty bow on it before she would do anything

shiftyshadesofshea · 31/07/2012 21:23

Must be a big todger.
In fact,rearranging the letters in his name gives you - V Great Bony Grin.

mayaswell · 01/08/2012 08:47

I have heard tell that he is a tremendously good shag.

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