to think --some-- Americans are just stupid!

[Ithinkitsjustme]

Have just heard that during the Olympic opening ceremony, when Sir Tim Berners-Lee was revealed, NBC commentators came out with "Who's he?" and told viewers that they would have to Google him to find out who he was! Which, ironically would have been impossible without his invention, .

Oh God, Nutrageous...

I haven't seen Nutrageous bars for ages.

I bet they have withdrawn them.

Fucking americans

Yeah, that's the plan. Get people hooked on nutrageous bars etc., and then stop selling them, so we're willing to do anything anything to get them back.

The Reece's Pieces addiction is my own stupid fault. It's tragic. But if they start selling them over here, oh. My. Word.

That's our plan.

Taking over the world.

One peanut based product at a time.

::nods::

I didn't know who he was either. Now I know everything there possibly is to know about him, CERN (the project he was on), computers, the internet, and all other things technology. That'll learn me to watch the opening ceremony with an uber-nerd.

Is skippy peanut butter one of yours, or is that the Australians?

I mean look at them? Neighbours, Home and Away, Vegemite, barbecues and calling university 'uni' bastards. They have PLANS. And I saw kangaroo steaks in Lidl the otehr day so I presume they have plans on the germans as well.

Skippy is ours, as far as I know.

Yeah. Unilever USA.

Americans and their peanuts

Oh yes, the Australians. Forgot about them. They started by being bar staff in all the bars in London and BOOM next thing you know they'll take over the country and we'll all be eating barbies for breakfast. (as in BBQ, not the plastic dolls).

And Australians and their coffee.

I don't want a flat white, fuck off.

They've been at that "flat white" crap for years. When I was a waitress, back in the dark ages, they started with it, asking for "flat whites" (I gave them lattes) now they have Starbucks doing them. It's a tragedy

And don't get me started on the South Africans and their rooibos ...

What the hell is a 'flat white'?!?!

Other than a type of paint for the lounge walls...

a white coffee, coffee made with plain un frothy milk. A bit like the coffee the brits used to drink in the 1950's

So...just coffee with milk in it? That's just normal coffee...

And the Brazilians, they are trying to take over the world via Flip Flops.

Not waxing types? Oh and hair conditioner?

Great, more American bashing over something that didn't even happen! Why don't you actually verify what you heard before calling people stupid?

Tee - yes milky coffee just normal milky coffee. Bit like an americano is a black coffee

Yes, flip flops, pubic topiary and the most expensive blow dry in the world.

Oh I know a joke about flip flops it always makes me chuckle as it is really silly

Well, share it ivy!