to wonder why a tapir needs such an unreasonably large toger?

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Huge. Massive. The length of their leg. Dragging on the ground enormous.

Why?

Todger.

John Thomas.

Willy.

YABVVVU. It's what the girl Tapirs want!

And a sort of foot shaped end.

Because its fugly and has to have something going for it.

what made you look for a tapir's todger?
how do you know the length is unreasonable - girl tapirs might like it like that?
did you investigate the tapir's history? he might have a deformity or injury?
really, you're only telling half the story...

And he was waggling it rather proudly. Extraordinary.

Do not google tapir porn!

Don't look too closely at a barnacle then, if you think a tapirs is big.... (in relation to animal size)

Lucky Mrs Tapir!

They have a long nose as well, does that prove the theory that males with big noses have big willies?

Tapirs are so bloody cute, the way they snuffle around. Never noticed their big tapir willies before but will google straight away. Hopefully it will throw up nature related pictures and nothing that will scald my corneas.

waaaaay too cute

Still none the wiser on tapir willies.

Um .... length of a leg, with a foot shaped end??? - are you sure it was it's todger and not just wishful thinking on your part.

Positions must be somewhat limited for Ms Tapir.

Do mrs tapirs have very long vaginas?

Omfg why indeed

The laydee Tapir may have a massive vagine, it could be very reasonable to have a larger member if you're a man Tapir.

Don't whales have such big ones they need a run up?

YABU and possibly envious....

Tapirs are not ugly - we're merely distinguished looking.

Squoosh, you do realize that was gay tapir sex?

Jeez Louise, that was a video and a half squoosh

A swim up surely Titsalina? - I'd have thought a risk with having a hugely long todger, is that you may have sex with entirely the wrong other tapir or whale.

If you have a half mile willy and you are merrily waving it about, drop your concentration for a second and you've fathered a child with a total stranger. (In fact God knows what might happen if Tapirs and Whales are ever in the same vicinity)

I thought it was and then questioned my knowledge of tapir bits and pieces. Rude of people to film a romantic moment none the less.