Oh arsebiscuits, have just realised that character in *MY* book is called Mr fucking Grey!

[solidgoldbrass]

Am cunningly trading on the current mania for rude stories to revive and flog a lot of my own old stuff. And was just having a flick through the one that's going up as an Ebook, and one of the sodding characters has the surname Grey, and he's a Nice male dom as opposed to the villainous one (who gets what he deserves later on).
SHould I do a quick find-change on the document and turm him into Mr Smith instead?

Yes! But not Smith. Something more exotic.

Mr St Clair?

Mr Handcock?

Mr Nash
Mr Hotwood
Mr Redican

Mr O'Malley

Oooooo got it how about:
(drum roll)

Mr Kane

Grrr. It's not the hero but it is a good-looking American dominant bloke, a minor but still important character. I wrote the thing 3 years ago....

Mind you, maybe I could big it up on Ebay as 'Features Mr Grey!' and get sued to fuck, only I shouldn't because EL Jones didn't when her dimwit book is a rip-off of Twishite anyway

Aaargh, I can't call him Mr Kane because I actually know a bloke whose surname is Kane and he would eat me alive!!!!

Mr Blain
Mr Brent

My face was like this >>>> when you said he was a minor!!

Then I got what you meant

Probably time for bed....

Mr Heart

Mr Gris? Mr Grau? Mr Abu- Abu?

Lol @ WL

Change the spelling of grey

Right I am going to call him Mr Fartwhistle.

theres lots of mr greys in books and films. see o reason for you to change it tbh

Mr Brown
Mr Black
Mr Potato Head

If not Grey, why not Brown?

Gordon Brown would be a nice name for a dom. :)

Mr Ben?
Mr Spoon?

Mr Ed?

Mr. Ryder

Mr Black
Mr Brass
Mr Cullen

Mr Everard?

Solidgold didn't the author of Shades write Twishite? Not sure, just what I have heard...

olives - she originally wrote it as Twilight Fanfiction.

e.g. "I like this book but it would be better if he was a billionaire who liked spanking so I'm going to rewrite it".