To tell the manky old bat with the frig in her throat who is sitting next to my stall, to piss off and take her phlegm with her?

[SaggyOldClothCatPuss]

She's sitting on the wall, shoes off, flicking through the new Argos catalogue. Every five seconds or so, she hoiks up a loogie, and it's making me feel sick! I'm going to vomit in her shoes in a minute!

I know it sounds disgusting, but what do you want her to do? It's horrible having cattarh and whilst I try not to make disgusting sounds in public or in company, it's a horrible feeling when you can't breathe properly.

I'd like her to put her shoes back on, then piss off and read her catalogue somewhere else! I'm trying to sell food!

Oh YANBU- not near food and preferably she should honk in private if possible.

BLEURGH! I'm feeling a bit delicate today too!

This is almost as boak-inducing as the proper frog thread

Try and politely tell her to PISS OFF!!!! Perhaps tell her you've been hearing her 'fleming-up' from your food stall just behind her and ask if she wants a hot drink to remove the flegm likes she's removed your customers

Perhaps she has another stall in competition with yours for customers.

Never thought o that RuleBritannia.

What food are you serving Saggy? Just to be nosey..

Cheese and pies.