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to think that asking the guiding force of The Universe, for things that one wants to happen is a load of BS and is the same as believing in God?

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SoleSource · 20/07/2012 20:31

TUT Universe

If, SoleSource, when you lay your head upon your pillow tonight, you could choose to slip into a dream dimension where time would literally expand, so much so that you could live out an entire other lifetime within it as a person "designed" by you from head to toe, even choosing your name and who your parents would be.

Where every single day you'd be pushed on to greatness, every single challenge would invite you to become more, and all of your dreams could come true. Where, no matter how things may ever seem, you'd be bathed in love, surrounded by friends, safe and sound in your very own bed. And where, upon waking, all that you loved and learned in that lifetime would remain with you, and all that scared and threatened you would only have prepared you for even more love and learning in the near future.

Would you choose to go there, SoleSource, just for one night, on the condition that during the dream itself you mustn't have any recollection of how you got there, its purpose, or what might happen next?

Of course you would, you're a supercoolhappylovething!

Which begs the question, "How do you know, then, this isn't that dream?"

Howling at the moon,
The Universe

This is my message for the day from 'The 'Universe'

AIBU to think it (whatever IT is) is all a load of nonsense?

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molepom · 20/07/2012 20:34

May the Force be with you.

Yeah it is a load of nonsense.

LineRunner · 20/07/2012 20:35

Can time 'literally expand' though in such a way? I seem to recall Professor Brian Cox offering a slightly different view. If it weren't for his jaunty smile I'd have been quite alarmed about the entropy.

SoleSource · 20/07/2012 21:29

Err that is what I thought too line Grin

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PenisVanLesbian · 20/07/2012 21:41

Thats just an age old philosophical question dressed up in new age woobollocks.

solidgoldbrass · 20/07/2012 21:45

Did you pay for that cack, or was it sent to you by some well-meaning woo-head you know?

TBH people who talk about 'The Universe' like this do mean the same thing as what others mean by a god - an all-powerful Higher Being. It's just another name for the same thing ie an imaginary friend.

SoleSource · 20/07/2012 21:47

I subscribed to a free email thingy to see what is was about. Imaginary friend is an excellent description.

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solidgoldbrass · 20/07/2012 21:50

'Free', huh? Be aware that you are now going to get spammed to shit by other woo peddlers who want you to pay for similar loads of old willy.

SoleSource · 20/07/2012 21:52

LOL SGB I jhave had it for about three years, OK so far.....:)

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