to want to slap the assistant in Super Drug

[IamNotYourLove]

for calling me "My love" every other sentence?

Do you want a bag my love.
Enter your pin my love.
Do you want a bottle of water for just 28p my love.

I am not your love.

I am an intelligent ,degree educated professional woman , who wirites for the national broadsheet newspapers, mid 40s, dressed in skinny jeans, converses, nice hair and Bobbi Brown slap.

I am not an old age pensioner who needs patronising.

You, on the other hand, looked no more than 24 and needed a slap.

Or my Fly Londonses.

Love this thread. I thought converse were a mid-40s cliche by now. I've moved on to Primark ballet slippers and haven't been patronised by a shop assistant for weeks. Think on, OP.

Jenai LOL!

Yes, and you're so proud of your own behaviour you either had to namechange completely or create a new account just to post this.

The checkout lady in tesco called me young lady yesterday.

She said to her manager "this young lady needs a refund"

I could have kissed her.

young lady.

I wasn't wearing converses or bobbi brown or any makeup either.

The joy :)

I am an old age pensioner and I don't need patronising by the likes of you my love.

What would you have prefered OP ... Your Grace?

Get over yourself.

Sweetie.

"Your Grace"

Reminds me of Father Ted when Dougal calls Bishop Brennan Len instead of Your Grace.

"LEN?! You will refer to me as Your Grace, ye little bollocks!"

You are a stuck up twit,

If you come from my Northern home town Love or Duck, are very normal friendly forms of address. I love hearing them I very rarely get to go back that way, since my grandparents died.

Yes op of course you are right. Lowly shop workers should bow to you as a professional intelligent woman with skinny jeans..

You may be clever, who knows but as my gran used to say there are many educated fools!

Get over yourself, you sound like a rite stuck up cow bab.

Bab is wot us commen brummies say!

Ooh look, school run is over and op still hasn't been back to her thread.....

And u too old for converses bab!

Hahahaha

Mutton dressed as lamb.

I think the shop assistant was BU because you quite clearly aren't a love op. you sound like a crashing snob

I went into Screwfix last week... the (female) Assistant there had a Darling-athon!

You alright there darlin'?
How can I help you darlin?
No problem darlin. comin right up darlin.
That's £4.75 darlin, Wos your postcode darlin?
There's your change darlin, thanks darlin, have a nice day darlin.

Obviously a troll.

deffo YABU she was only been nice to you love

I quite like your grace, or perhaps my lady? As in 'bag, my lady?'
What would be brilliant is if the assistant just pointed to the bags and death stared you directly in the eye.
And then muttered 'converse fuckpig' under his/her breath

Gosh you lot are tough. I'm with OP - it's horrible.

How can it be horrible to be called love? What fuckin planet are you on?

I laughed at "converse fuckpig"

I have to get rid of mine don't I?

Converse and skinnies? You stylish thing you
OP, you're a cocksandwich. You needed to know, it's for the best.

I quite often get called 'cock' by assistants in this area. Still takes me by surprise but tis just a term of endearment.....well at least I think it is?