to want to slap the assistant in Super Drug

[IamNotYourLove]

for calling me "My love" every other sentence?

Do you want a bag my love.
Enter your pin my love.
Do you want a bottle of water for just 28p my love.

I am not your love.

I am an intelligent ,degree educated professional woman , who wirites for the national broadsheet newspapers, mid 40s, dressed in skinny jeans, converses, nice hair and Bobbi Brown slap.

I am not an old age pensioner who needs patronising.

You, on the other hand, looked no more than 24 and needed a slap.

Perhaps she should have called you Madam, as you certainly sound like one.

I'm still laughing at 'would you like a bag you cunt?'

'me babber'

Tsk tsk. Two slaps in three sentences. Not terribly impressive for a professional writer, is it. You're WEARING slap, she needed a SMACK. (Professional editor here)

And what everyone else says -- get over yourself.

paradisechick that made me titter too.

I've certainly thought that in my dealings with the public.

You sound like a right stuck up cow love

Well I've got two degrees and I like being called 'my love'. So there.

So if you were a writer for the sun and wore Rommel make up, they could call you love?

Must remember to check people's jobs/make up brands more carefully in future.

What do you write and for which newspaper?

Taking lunch orders for the office doesn't count.

Are you Liz Jones? She's dreadfully up herself.

What in the name of arse does the skinniness of your jeans have to do with anything?

Would you prefer her to have called you TerribleCuntface?

Would you like a bag for that, TerribleCuntface?
Lovely weather we're having, TerribleCuntface.

Wow, something so trivial that took up 7.628 seconds of your day has you this irate?

Are you Liz Jones?

Ha ha Tantrums, did Rommel wear make up?!

I call everyone 'my lovely' or fangs believe I am bout to admit this on MN hun/honey

Tantrums is Rommel some kind of Rimmel knock-off?

"who wirites for the national broadsheet newspapers"

I hope they proof read for you then. :)

Someone in their mid-forties channeling the hot fashions of 2006 probably does look a bit like a pensioner to a 24-year-old.

Actually, I'm under 24. What would you like me to call you? I can think of lots of options, but I'm not sure how many you'd go for

Surely the Daily Mail writers would wear Rommel make up?

YABU. And very touchy.

Rude, nasty and a snob.

EduStudent, I LOVE the sound of 'me babber'! Whereabouts are you?

LOVE Rommel makeup- -- does it travel in Nazi staff cars and say 'for you ze war is over' when you smudge your eyeliner?

If it is you Liz, you don't 'alf peddle some drivel, love.

I'd rather be called my love than grumpy fool with a stick up my arse...which might have been more appropriate

YABU

Maybe the fact that the OP was wandering around topless unsettled the assistant.