To be hiding in the larder eating cookies

[bronze]

While children fight because they're supposed to be tidying up the playroom
If I get discovered I may move to the garage

Do you have a secret stash of cookies in the garage?

YABU if you move away from the cookies

Good for you, I had a blissful 10 mins yesterday eating custard creams in the kitchen before the kids realised where I was

YABU, the larder is for illicit sex.

Not at all.

I find the shed a better second than the garage though.

. Glad I am not the only one. YANBU

YADDDDNBU.

I would have taken the cookies with me
I'm not stoopid

YANBU - I'm supposed to be making choc chip cookies with the kids in a bit. There aren't going to be many choc chips left if I carry on chomping down handfuls of them.

In that case bronze YADNBU