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To say I'd rather chew on the rank and turgid penis of that Mr Grey bloke

22 replies

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 17:44

than ever again put the monstrosity that is an Apple flavoured Starburst in my mouth.

WTAF have they done? First they stopped being Opal Fruits which is their correct and proper name. And now in a "Celebration" of Britishness they've changed the flavours. Well if that's Britishness I am defecting.

Awful.
Angry

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BonkeyMollocks · 02/07/2012 17:46

I miss Opal fruits! :(

Starburst just don't cut the mustard!

WingDad · 02/07/2012 17:49

Somegreybloke is a top guy! Love his videos!

How do you know his John Thomas is rank and turgid? He may well have excellent genital hygiene!

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 17:58

Twas a reference to Shades of Grey Wing Dad Grin

Stop being reasonable when my mouth feels like someone sicked Apple Martini into it.

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Johnnydeppsnewmrs · 02/07/2012 18:00

Opal fruits just tasted better in general didn't they?
Starburst are RANK! and the new flavours sound even worse than Rank!

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 18:02

They are worse than rank

they are skankrankwank

IAsoooooooNBU

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HeadfirstForHalos · 02/07/2012 18:09

I hate that they combined the lemon and lime flavours, I loved them separately.

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 18:18

They just keep making them wronger and wronger >

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Bossybritches22 · 02/07/2012 18:20

Lemon & Lime TOGETHER .....???? Shock

Wrong on SO many levels.......sigh

LadyBeagleEyes · 02/07/2012 18:34

I miss opal mints myself Sad

freddiefrog · 02/07/2012 18:36

Rather spookily I'm scoffing a packet of Starburst too

I don't mind the apple ones, but the cherry ones are bloody disgusting

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 18:36

They changed to Pacers didn't they?

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HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 18:38

That is because they are Raspberry Freddie Grin

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freddiefrog · 02/07/2012 18:40

Are they? Bloody disgusting whatever flavour they're supposed to be.

I'll have to go and check the bin for wrappers

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 18:43

Grin agreed - see they are so fucking awful the only way to ascertain what the actual flavour is is to read the label

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freddiefrog · 02/07/2012 18:45

No, the one I had earlier was definately cherry - in a purple wrapper.

I've just eaten a raspberry one and that's even worse.

Sad thing is, I'm still sitting here eating them Hmm

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 18:50

I thought Purple was still Blackcurrant? Confused

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freddiefrog · 02/07/2012 18:53

No, it's cherry in my packet.

It's a green outside wrapper with cherry, raspberry, pineapple and apple. Apple is the best of a bad bunch

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 19:41

Oh good god they sound worse than mine. I have strawberry, raspberry, apple and blackcurrant. At least the strawberrys ok.

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Jux · 02/07/2012 20:24

The new favors are vile and disgusting.

Have you had the furrin equivalent of starburst sold in Lidl? Much much nicer. Nicer than opal fruits, too.

HoneyDragonWearingLederhosen · 02/07/2012 22:17

No, but I will be going to Lidl now Grin

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WheresMrMonkey · 02/07/2012 23:43

Loved lime on it's own!!!!!

Jux · 03/07/2012 08:09

They do contain cherry flavour, though HoneyDragon, which are as you would expect. (they do become a bit moreish if you let them, so watch out!)

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