For my day to have consisted of this:

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Get up
Feed baby
Eat toast
Change baby
Watch shit TV
Read mumsnet
Facebook
Hotmail
daily mail celeb section read the news
More toast
Feed baby
Play with baby
Baby sleep
Clean bottles
Sterilise bottles
Eat chocolate
Mumsnet
Hotmail
Facebook
News
More toast

Repeat until DP gets home

Sounds fine to me - but you'll have to fit in a toilet break somewhere

You live on toast?

And chocolate Worra don't forget the chocolate

Not enough MN in.

Where is the wine?

Yanbu unless you do this everyday then yabu - maybe baby group / walk / shop etc?

Worra...man cannot live by bread alone, but toast, yes

Love it - and of course as a SAHM you will demand your DP does his equal share ???

I would love a day like that.

Pinkyp am on activity strike today lest pfb gets overstimulated

Sit down justfabulous and we'll have The Talk.

to!!

I am jealous, although not of the toast, but a little bit of the chocolate.

Okay, we'll have the Bats and Wasps Chat

Don't roll your eyes like my 12 yo DS did :

"Oh Muvver, I know all this"

And when did you do the cleaning and cooking?

I know nothing.

My babies came from Asda Waitrose.

Me neither- didn't have DS till I was 33 and a half.

All my mother's fault.
And she believes in fecking Unicorns too (Good Christian woman that she is)

70isaLimitNotaTarget Erm, wrong thread?! Or maybe I've just missed something...

MsV

There's a thread about Christians beleiving in Unicorns (or not)

My mother- Good Christian woman didn't tell me about The Fact of Life/Birds and Bees/ Bats and Wasps.

I tell her that's why I was 33 before I got pg.

(There: that was clear as mud wasn't it )

Ah, yes, that makes perfect sense now! I had seen you on the unicorn thread, and thought perhaps you'd got mixed up. Turns out I was the numpty . No change there, then.

Don't . People have trouble fathoming my random brain IRL

I agree with these good good peopke, more MNing required and a spot of unicorn watching.

At the risk of being controversial (me, controversial? Never!), what do you have on your toast?

Anchor. A lot of it. Question should really be what do I have with my Anchor