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For my day to have consisted of this:

23 replies

NationalAccidentHelpline · 29/06/2012 20:59

Get up
Feed baby
Eat toast
Change baby
Watch shit TV
Read mumsnet
Facebook
Hotmail
daily mail celeb section read the news
More toast
Feed baby
Play with baby
Baby sleep
Clean bottles
Sterilise bottles
Eat chocolate
Mumsnet
Hotmail
Facebook
News
More toast

Repeat until DP gets home

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ginmakesitallok · 29/06/2012 21:01

Sounds fine to me - but you'll have to fit in a toilet break somewhere

WorraLiberty · 29/06/2012 21:01

You live on toast?

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 29/06/2012 21:02

And chocolate Worra don't forget the chocolate Grin

tryingtonotfeckup · 29/06/2012 21:02

Not enough MN in.

Where is the wine?

pinkyp · 29/06/2012 21:03

Yanbu unless you do this everyday then yabu - maybe baby group / walk / shop etc?

NationalAccidentHelpline · 29/06/2012 21:03

Worra...man cannot live by bread alone, but toast, yes Grin

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JumpingThroughHoops · 29/06/2012 21:04

Love it - and of course as a SAHM you will demand your DP does his equal share ???

JustFabulous · 29/06/2012 21:05

I would love a day like that.

NationalAccidentHelpline · 29/06/2012 21:06

Pinkyp am on activity strike today lest pfb gets overstimulated

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70isaLimitNotaTarget · 29/06/2012 21:06

Sit down justfabulous and we'll have The Talk.

JustFabulous · 29/06/2012 21:24
JustFabulous · 29/06/2012 21:24

to!!

RubyFakeNails · 29/06/2012 21:26

I am jealous, although not of the toast, but a little bit of the chocolate.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 29/06/2012 21:26

Okay, we'll have the Bats and Wasps Chat

Don't roll your eyes like my 12 yo DS did :

"Oh Muvver, I know all this" Hmm

MsVestibule · 29/06/2012 21:28

And when did you do the cleaning and cooking?

JustFabulous · 29/06/2012 21:31

I know nothing.

My babies came from Asda Waitrose.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 29/06/2012 21:36

Me neither- didn't have DS till I was 33 and a half.

All my mother's fault.
And she believes in fecking Unicorns too (Good Christian woman that she is) Grin

MsVestibule · 29/06/2012 21:43

70isaLimitNotaTarget Erm, wrong thread?! Or maybe I've just missed something...

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 29/06/2012 22:09

MsV

There's a thread about Christians beleiving in Unicorns (or not)

My mother- Good Christian woman didn't tell me about The Fact of Life/Birds and Bees/ Bats and Wasps.

I tell her that's why I was 33 before I got pg.

(There: that was clear as mud wasn't it Grin )

MsVestibule · 29/06/2012 22:41

Ah, yes, that makes perfect sense now! I had seen you on the unicorn thread, and thought perhaps you'd got mixed up. Turns out I was the numpty Blush. No change there, then.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 29/06/2012 22:44

Don't Blush . People have trouble fathoming my random brain IRL Wink

SillyBeardyDaddyman · 29/06/2012 22:50

I agree with these good good peopke, more MNing required and a spot of unicorn watching.

At the risk of being controversial (me, controversial? Never!), what do you have on your toast?

NationalAccidentHelpline · 29/06/2012 22:58

Anchor. A lot of it. Question should really be what do I have with my Anchor Grin

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