That Lawrence Lewelyn Bowen guy is such a pompous twonk isnt he?

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I have an unreasonable hatred for him and Mylene smarmy Class, dunno why, tis unreasonable, but he is on telly just now and he is frankly getting on my chebs.

Twonk or not?

He is a twonk, but he is quite endearing. And I have his design wallpaper in the living room and it's vair nice. There are worse slebs.

Oh god yes!

YANBU!

nah he's entertaining, that programme was utterly pants though, and boring house to start with

I don't think he takes himself that seriously TBH.

Twonk of the highest order.

Twonk perhaps, but probably vair comfortably off following his earlier TV success and spin off lines! Laughing all the way to the bank!

Twonks annoying me at the moment-

Eammon Holmes
Dr Jessen from Embarassing Bodies
All the Loose Women

He is a tit. When he lived in south London, his garden boundary was shared with a friend of mine. There was a dispute and my friend was completely legally in the right. As a last ditch attempt he used the 'I have contacts in TV , watchdog etc card' my friend told him to go ahead - he was QC, and had LOTS of QC friends.
Bowen moved soon after.

Bowen's highly qualified though isn't he? And a respected authority despite the silly clothes and hair?

Lawrence Lewelyn Bowen for example....

Me and DH were crying laughing at him on the Chelsea Flower show (last years, 2011) on the TV.

• as he walked into each area of a garden he (oh so smoothly) took his shades off. He'd walk into another area, glasses magically back on again and smoothly take them off, sit on a bench - take shades off. On and on. It was only a matter of minutes but those shades keep coming off was so funny!

I like him.
And he is very knowledgable. His Design Rules series and book were fascinating because they really explained why some ideas work and others don't.

I find him quite amusing too.

Myleene Klass however...

He doesn't take himself seriously and that is why I really fancy him

I decided I liked him after he was in The League of Gentlemen pretending he wore a wig.

I saw him on telly the other week with a beard. I really like his beard.

I wonder what LLB would be like in bed?

Sparkling - I would suspect he's much the same, but lying down.

If he ever goes down the alopecia line, can you imagine the hoovering in his house. The carpets would be fair matted with his luxuriant glossy locks.

He's the friend of a friend and apparently a very nice, amiable guy. So, YABU. :)

He's a tit, but I liked it when he was on Changing Rooms and they needed a (for ex) cushion cover in the style of Clarice Cliffe and he'd get out his pens and knock out a lovely little design in no time flat. I can forgive quite a lot of a man with a demonstrable practical skill.

I wonder if he would like to come round and look at my interior?

I saw him and his kids in Liberty's about ten years ago.

I quite like him, but he seems very high maintenance - couldn't be married to someone who requires so much upkeep. Then again, he probably wouldn't want to be married to me either!

Feel sorry for Myleene Klass at the moment.

I think he is a likeable tit.

Actually, you'd always have a nice house if married to LLB. I'm starting to see the appeal...

Mylene klass otoh, could never be likeable, no matter what she does.

Sparkling - do you have any damp in the basement? I'm sure Lawrence would be happy to take a look at it for you.