to learn delightful new phrases on mn & use them in rl

[onetiredmummy]

My current faves that I've picked up on here are:

-large of nork

-(I am) as rough as a robbers dog

Although there have been many more. Share your funny phrases here

"Cock Womble"

Not so much a phrase, but I love it even though I have no idea what it means.

Fuck the fuck off and when you get there fuck off some more [Grin]

Yep I used the fuck off one now and also am sure I use the word entitled a lot too!

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I LOVE the "I'm sorry, did you mean for that to sound so rude?" - it deals with multitudes...

I am also a big fan of "Fuck the fuck off and when you get there, fuck off some more"

Love the fuck the fuck off one

also no is a complete sentence

and I have been known to introduce the phrase cocklodger to several RL friends

DH and I say judgey pants quite a lot now :) He has also started making up his own - he asked if I was wearing my accusing belt with my judgey pants.

I would like to use "slick with horn" sometime, because it's hilarious, but I don't think I will find the opportunity, because, well, it's too filthy for me to say, even in a joke.

Hello

Can people put what these phrases actually mean on here too? I'm very intrigued and confused :)

I found 'twunt' on here and adopted it as my favourite swear word, although I don't swear much so I haven't really used it that many times.

'no is a complete sentance' I have used that at work many times. :)

I say cats bum mouth and judgy pants. I've also accused people of being PFB