slightly light hearted, I do actually rather like my neighbour, despite her having called the rspca becasue my broody hen wasnt moving from her nest of eggs, and constantly telling me my hens are not looked after properly. and nicking my cats because I dont look after them properly. A couple of weeks ago we were having a chat about the shopping and I said I had to send my free range chicken back as it was too big, she told me she would never order free range chicken as it si too expensive, she is constantly going on about my poor hard done by hens (which are actually seriously pampered and have 10 times the space of free range hens) but she would eat battery farmed hens.
Then today she was saying one of my cats brought a mouse in and it is running round her house somewhere, i asked if she would like to borrow my traps, and she was horrified, oh I dont kill animals. she is going away this week and I tried to explain that if she leaves it there it will chew through stuff, quite possibly wires, but she wont believe me.