God aren't the threads boring today?

[MrsRhettButler]

So I've been really helpful and made this one in AIBU for the use of all and so we can have a bunfight :)

Thanks Maryz :) is the footie on every night? I drew Holland in the sweepstakes at work

sorry rhetto.
I've just washed my hands and am pouring you a merlotto

thanks kid, reeeeally wish had real wine though! Bloody sleeping kids

I'm eating a blackcurrant jubbly though

Rhetto-you must have something in? some old baileys? some sticky club royal?
oh go on just leave em for 6 minutes and go to the 7-11.

they lost?

NOOOOO! Ekidna! I caaaarrrnt! What if I spontaneously combust in those 6 minutes? Or I get struck by lightning? Or or or... is it legal to leave the big dog babysitting?

oh dear. Oooh but it would make a great thread for 'in the news'

right I'm getting on my brompton to deliver some booze to bristol.

I think I would snog anyone who turned up with booze right now!

I've just checked the cupboards and zilch (although I knew there wouldn't be any) baileys doesn't get older than 2 days round these parts.

ok my eta is 514am. just make sure you've brushed your teeth

Oh wonderful, dd2 will be just waking up maybe if share some with her she'll go back to sleep again

at gin with sunny delight! How did that taste?
this is the problem, I'm used to dp being around but we recently split and I've not grasped the whole 'buy your alcohol early' thing yet! Think may need to stock up

Yh, socialising is gonna be a faff now for me. Just as well really, could do with less alcohol consumption

Your kids sound great fun btw

I have lots of booze here which is lucky as dh and I have just had a row and now I feel all getup and punchy.

There was a local teenager but she's just moved to go to college, thoughtless child lovely girl.

Yh, its amazing how kids turn out, I only hope I don't damage my two too much!

alcohol won't keep you calm dearie
Hope it wasn't a bad row

I should have said the potty was empty due to sons unwillingness to use it but i still didnt want to play with the potty plain and.dh give me this face then this face and took son to bed and now they are both snoring!

Baby sleeping and i have choclate

I am jealous of your chocolate though :( think I'm gonna just go to bed, dd wants to go to breakfast club in the morning (do we have an eyerolly smiley?) We need one.

Bloody breakfast club, it means I have to wake up early and drag dd2 out of bed to rush down the hill only to come back and make breakfast for dd2 anyway
I'm going to be angry at xp tomorrow morning for not being here to stay with dd2. That's the first time I've said xp on here :( makes it all real somehow :(

Nail varnish?

Thanks honey :) well it wasn't that bad anyway, she was a bit late and it was raining but we'll get used to things. I just hope she's ok in school today, she's been a bit tearful.