God aren't the threads boring today?

[MrsRhettButler]

So I've been really helpful and made this one in AIBU for the use of all and so we can have a bunfight :)

ooo congrats plumps cushions for the pregnant lady

and happy birthday Boots

Dh is watching football and grand prix how is that even possible

Congrats Moomin

MaryZ stop trying to get thread to go poof that just fucking mean

Lobes cream pie at Boots

Moomin! Congrats! :)

I had a post deleted today for the T word

Hurrah Moomin! My magic fingers are at you disposal 38 weeks from now.

Although i am a half witted monkey.

Wow HQ are really up on things today.

are we going to have a bet if thread goes poof?

It has to get much worse before the poof. Hang on. Ill think of summat

Puts down 20p on thread staying

Of course if anyone bets against me it would be easy to sabotage

The Gina Ford method of child rearing is cruel and people who use her methods are insane. i was tempted then to use an abuse analogy but didnt quite have the nerve

Sits back and listems for the siren in mn towers

I'm back.

Maryz why did you have to be so mean

Mrs Rhett I hear that MNHQ prefer gin to

Yes, tis true, Stratters used gin to get her name back, does she have it back yet?

Gina Ford is a vhjkhsugsuwnbvmdwovswl

Oooh what happened there?

Thanks MaryZ. I dont think youre mean at all. grovel.

Yeah nice one, OP.

Welcome to Mumsnet.

2/10

My chin's suddenly really itchy

Shouldn't this be in the "Moaning about Mumsnet" topic?

proud, Trills is there really a moaning section? And anyway its not Mumsnet I'm moaning about, its the boring members I have issue with.

It had to be here for the fighting you see, I even provided the buns!

I love green green meadows and lush green grass. Not really.

rhett You need some excellent swearing on this thread. Fuckshittery pus wank.

pag people need to recognise. You were officially named MN queen and get shit on your Easyjet thread?? I don't think so. bun over to that thread to watch it detonate!]]]

I am not a regular like reality, but I am a serial namchanger and pag you did give me some good advice when my DH was in breach of his contract at work.

From the number of posts we get there really should be a section for "you are all bjoring bjitches"

Anything exciting happened?

You can never tell how a thread will end up though. The most boringy shitey OP can end in the most interesting funny thread.

Pag is that the easyjet thread> ooo i must check it back out i hadnt realised it had turned . I was going to start one about my guinea pigs vaginal discharge .... boring