God aren't the threads boring today?

[MrsRhettButler]

So I've been really helpful and made this one in AIBU for the use of all and so we can have a bunfight :)

EasyJet thread is still not very fighty at all really.

Where the hell is this thread of Pags then? Whatsit called?

MNHQ is a gaggle of bjitches, and their faces are sagging!

((((hopes for a deletion, might spice things up a bit)))))

now i have been attacked by the OP on another fred lol

Clearly not having a good day!

throws bun at boaty

air you were speaking the truth, g.porgie needs to pick up his ears to the gospel of mN.

Yep but i know he will not and i would just get ban if i carry on

I started a thread, but no-one is interested in King Athelstan's belated Jubilee celebrations.

Mitmoo is the love child of Gina Ford and Judge Flounce and Gin is only drank by wankers.

Trills I tried. I put easy jet and shit parenting in the title. I can't do everything

Somuchtobits. I wanted to join in but I am too thick.

SoMuch. We are all jubileed out. And the cat ate my flag.

No-one's too thick to join in King Athelstan's celebrations, Pag

ffs ds made paper plains and on my first throw it landed in the potty so i put plain in bin and now ds having screaming tantrum - he is three

Ah well, Dame, serves us right for being away during the real jubilee........ we've missed the boat, haven't we?

Im only able to empty my bowels if dp helps me with a spoon.

I can only empty them if I borrow my DH's knitting needle

I did put a boring warning on my rather dull retirement thread

Ekidna do you wear gloves or not?

And should i keep a spoon just for scooping or not? I do wash it in the dishwasher afterwards but sometimes its a few days waiting for a full load.

he is three....ah I am there too. My 3yo was literally climbing the walls toady, from the sofa, trying to scale the walls. grrrrrr.

I'm just boring anyway, so it seems like somewhere I should lurk!

I've been a bit bored too. Got called my new name the other day- my first mn insult so changed name in honour of it

Dame Hermione-no I tend not to wear gloves unless the bathroom is really cold, because you just can't get the purchase otherwise.
get you with your dishwasher

I feel my thread is turning slightly sickening

Ok, who has wine? I need some and I have none! Its the last ever episode of desperate housewives tonight and I have no wine!