To streak through AIBU wearing nothing but a bikini made out of bacon?

[TalcAndTurnips]

Don't mind me - just carry on with whatever you were doing.

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It was for a bet, you see. Now I shall resume normal MN duties.

What a waste of good bacon. Go naked and eat the bacon

Haha, thought you might have to do this Talc!

I think your bacon's past its sell by date

Err, can you do that again please? The flash on my camera didn't go off.

Cooked bacon or raw bacon?

And what was the bet?

Well at least I have witnesses.

Worra - you're right. These Asda Smart Price bacon-style rasherettes (with added sodium benzoate) have actually gone a bit green around the edges

Still looks better than what is underneath, though.

You should have gone for streaked bacon

That'll up set the Jews, Muslims, vegetarians, vegans and the perpetually affronted

Talc you have the body of a nubile teenage supermodel...

now give it back, you're getting it all wrinkly

corrrrr look at the rind on that!

I wondered why asda had no bacon left for my breakfast this morning....

I bet the OP's DH is sitting there with a massive Lardon...

Tee - it was a veiled threat to Stratters to entice her to return to MN.

Of course, the more sensible thing to do, would have been to promise to NOT streak through AIBU, thus sparing you all this traumatic ordeal.

@ worra!

Fabulous bacony puns!

I have now been cured of my exhibitionist streak.

Yay yay I was just lamenting the lack of streakers these days!

Well I've heard of streaky bacon, but this is just ridiculous!

And she came back so it worked!