AIBU to think DD should not have been so shocked when I said..

[SameageasKylie]

I am the same age as Kylie?! I mean, there was no need for the large display of shock. Head moving from screen to me, then back again.

Further, there was no need to comment on why she didn't have big saggy boobs mine, or why my face had 'lines' and hers didn't?

DD is 9. She is completely out of order isn't she?

Kylie? The queen of botox and fillers?

I'd point out to her that you haven't had surgery to maintain your stunning good looks

Leave the brat!

I blame the parents

Tell her you have big saggy boobs and wrinkles because you have a nine year-old and Kylie's never done a day's work in her life. Also introduce her to the notion of plastic surgery.

Kylie hasn't had babies.

Quite - just smile sweetly and say 'Well, Kylie doesn't have a 9-yr-old DD does she?' and then give her the Raised Eyebrow Look.

Definitely time for the plastic surgery talk.

I was slightly aghast myself. I mean, surgery, Botox and no kids, aside. She does look great.

About the same size as DD herself I would imagine.

Ha! Will tell DD my big saggy boobs are all her fault.

I'd tell her she'll soon see how similar you are once you get your black hotpants on and pearly top with incredibly high shoes and did she want to come and help you choose them . . . After all you'll be wearing them when you pick her up from school next to get her friends opinion too.

OMG she's 44?! I thought she might be a bit younger than me so maybe 35ish but 44.

I think I should just end it all now.

I'd remind your DD as I regularly do to mine, when she is that age I will be old and unmockable with my blue rinse, however she will still be in the grips of obsessing about her looks and I will have my vengeance.... mwah ha ha.

Oh MrsCampbell, just imagining my size 18 well rounded body squeezed into that outfit. Brings tears to my eyes

44 ??? WTF. she is actually OLDER than me?? By one year, but younger nonetheless.

Think I need a few .

Shall definitely not impart this new information to DD.

Ladies, ladies, you cannot compare yourselves to someone who has every conceivable cosmetic intervention at her disposal.
Not to mention the fact she is child free.
We'd all look shit hot if we had the opportunities for beautification she has.

*older

I think she's looking great at the moment especially considering what she's been through.

Undoubtedly she's had some 'help' but if you had all her make up on etc etc - I bet you'd look very similar agewise. And thats's what I tell myself

Ooops too many 's'.

I used to get told I looked like her when I was younger - not so much now though

Isla, there is no amount of plastic surgery that could make me look like Kylie. Unless they cut half my body weight away .

Mind you am happy with lovely DH, lovely DCs etc.

My DDs total overreaction at my pointing out our similar ages had DH sniggering into his beer though!

Dh said, oh isn't Kylie tiny.

I am a very similar height and age to her - could have thumped him.

kylie has been quite ill as well hasnt she

Didn't realise she was I'll again?

I do look after myself, nice makeup, nice clothes. DH always tells me I look lovely. He's biased.

I mist admit that DDs reaction, made me realise how much older I look compared to how I feel

Kylie's never done a day's work in her life
She started working as an actress in her teens and shes celebrating 25 years in music this year.

I thought that on Alan Carr she didn't look quite as smooth as she usually does.

Oi, get real. I am three years younger than Kylie and have a 3 yo and a baby. I wouldn't miss a couple of stone, I don't own any make up and I think my hairdresser has forgotten my name. But you know what - I look great!

Here here bikerunski here here

I'd love to see how she looked first thing on a morning!

By work I mean getting up at the crack of dawn year after year to go to a job you don't like, but need to do to put food on the table, where your boss is a cunt and all your colleagues are cunts. That's work.

I like to think Kylie wouldn't look as good as me if she had worked since she was 12 and had had 5 kids. I am probably wrong but hey ho