AIBU to think you can't bribe a two year old to have a nap using sausages?

[Offred]

DH upstairs telling ds2 "ds2 want a sausage? Ds2 go to sleep. Dd2 asleep, dd2 get a sausage, ds2 not asleep, ds2 not get a sausage"

They will be good old English sausages cooked on a BBQ in the rain too... E-coli anyone?

i'd be willing to have a nap if you offered me a couple of vegetarian sausages.

Very odd!

Maybe poor two yr old has outgrown his nap

Think he is projecting... He wants sausages, ds2 might prefer a chip or a sweet...

They are going for a nap at a funny time so they can go to the BBQ in the rain later... So funny... Don't think he will sacrifice his own opportunity to eat sausages if ds2 doesn't sleep though... Mouth's writing cheques his ass can't cash there...