to fake an illness to get out of a goddam awful family event later

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It involves loud music and sitting outside again - I was out all day yesterday aswell and am a v oap
At least this way can watch it on the telly hopefully BBC won't muck that up AND with the sound orf !

YANBU and i dont blame you, bugger that for a carry on :o

yanbu ma'am :)

Put your feet up with a gin and dubonnet and let someone else walk the corgis dogs.

It took me a while for the penny to drop. Very clever.

Hope your DH gets well soon.

Sorry - very clever, Sir.

Ah yes, got that wrong, Sir! GWS and all that!

Wish you a swift recovery

Leave it to the young people. Go inside, get warm and hook yourself up to the Gin by IV.
Gawd bless you Ma'am!

Invite them all inside, your house is big enough!

WEll Sir, you do look a bit but feverish so yes orf to bed with you....one wil bring you a gin later lol

Pip, Hi dude. I met you once. I thought you were quite scary but I was only a young thing.

I don't think they should have stuck you on that fucking golden boat yesterday, it was a health disaster waiting to happen. I'd sack the fuckers. Sir.

YANBU!!

If they make you go, please remember your thermals, it's blooming cold out there. And of course ear plugs, some of that music will be very loud.

YANBU and I don't blame you.
But I can't help thinking it's a bit hard on - who now doesn't even get her usual companion for these ordeals.

Almost a pity neither of you is deaf - at least for this evening.

Is it actually to get out of meeting Gary Barlow?

Oh no OP, Flip has actually got himself out of it tonight with a bladder infection!

Hope he's ok.

The concert sounds crap maam, kylie minigue, Paul McCartney and elton John, these oldies should also be putting feet up and kettle on!!

The bloke from country file yeasteday was totally rubbish and kept saying how delighted you looked!! You looked really pissed of tbh.

Also your boat looked chavvy, like posh and bex wedding thrones.

Excellent bit of engineering Sir, comfy bed and fine fillies attending to your every need. Top hole!

The nurses are quite fruity here too!

I don't blame you at all Sir. Put your feet up and enjoy the nurses. Maybe get that pretty grandaughter-in-law of yours to pop round afterwards?