I blame MN... and YOU LOT.
Off doing research for my new business, I've joined some parenting forums, the nethunnies, the coconut chocolate bar one etc etc and oh my fucking GOD they're all so bloody happy and hun and love and 29+4 yellow bump MWAH KISS BD and ya lyk havin it wiv my boyfriend coz he lyk luvs me n wen baby cums we is gonna be so happi :):):):):):) and cant say the word sex with out a big fat
face next to it and a "hehehe". I imagine if I said the word vulva they would melt.
just literally, fuck off...
I know I ABU, but I cant take it - I need to explore other avenues and stop hurting my eyes with all the bump photos, scan pictures, tickers and giggles.