I had a smear test today and...

[PuppyMonkey]

That's it. Nothing it was ok. I'm now getting drunk.

On my first and only smear test when i was 21 i had the most embarrassing nurse. I'd never been naked in front of anyone in daylight and i had this overly chirpy woman coming on with:
"think of David Beckham"
" come on, your boyfriend must be bigger than this"
cue slapping of inner thighs while shes telling me to "relax"
all fine though luckily so no repeat visit to her