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AIBU?

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to hope that the boy racers car melts in this hot weather?

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JustFab · 23/05/2012 19:43

We know you have a sports car.
We know you have a much younger girlfriend having cheated on your wife.
We know you have several vehicles.
We don't need to hear the fucking thing revving for ages and ages and then some more while you do a 3 point turn.

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manicbmc · 23/05/2012 19:45

Hope he buggers his clutch Grin

BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 23/05/2012 19:48

YANBU!

What a tosser (even without the background info) Grin

BonkeyMollocks · 23/05/2012 19:49

Wankbadgers the lot of 'um! Grin

Meglet · 23/05/2012 19:49

Yanbu.

Can anyone explain why they hold the steering wheel with one hand and lean over to the side? It's not an F1 thing is it. Drives me insane.

JustFab · 23/05/2012 19:49

Would make a change from buggering someone elses wife Hmm.

He is such a tosser and he thinks he is so special.

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BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 23/05/2012 19:52

Just be safe in the knowledge that because a) he has a wanker-ish car and b) he is shagging someone else's wife, it is undoubtedly the case that he has a very teeeeeny penis and isn't very good in bed.

(NB not that teeny = not good in bed, but in this case, to assist OP's fury, it does!)

JustFab · 23/05/2012 20:01
Grin

Thinking about it I think his live in bit of stuff isn't the woman he was cheating on his wife with but someone else. She only looks about 20 Shock. She walks around like the cat that got the cream Confused.

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BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 23/05/2012 20:04

Aw, bless her. Easily pleased perhaps? Low expectations?

I do love a good rant about boy racers and their general numptiness - used to have one live over the road...annoying tosser would rev it up at all hours night and day Angry

JustFab · 23/05/2012 20:06

I think she thinks she has landed on her feet. Sugar Daddy quite possibly.

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BrianCoxhasSmellySox · 23/05/2012 20:08

Oh well, as long as she's happy.

As for the car - potato in the exhaust Wink

JustFab · 23/05/2012 20:51
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