To think that having the odd glass of wine shouldn't get you chucked off the JSA?

[Hullygully]

Another cunning ruse. Alcohol testing to see if you can have your half a goat a week.

I want a whole goat. Live. Half a goat's no use to me at all.

I need the goat. Give it to me. Please.

I don't drink. Can I have everyone elses goat?

Maaaa.

If you drink you get an extra big TV.

And a Free Car - but only if you're over the limit

Who's got my goat? Fucking scum

No one's got your goat, it's on the council estate near me with Wayne and a bag of scag.

If you don't drink, you get 3/4 of a goat. If you don't drink or smoke, you get a whole goat.

Not sure how you can afford to frink on JSA

oops drink

Looks like you've been frinking already Boston. No goat for you

It's fine as long as you share with the staff. A glass of wine would have gone down well today in our hot-hell-hole Jobcentre.

No goats for anyone.

You are all scrounging feckless wine drinking feckers

I've 55 goats and a free car. I only drive it after I've been drinking

You should harness your goats to a cart you lazy bint

Goats have strange eyes, I mistrust them.

Um, no, that would mean getting off the couch.
I don't do that.

Goats have second sight. You can dowse for water with them . Hold them in the air by their hind legs and let their horns guide you.

If you get a goat, you could milk it and make goat milk liqueur.

Goats are cunts. One bit me when i was 7 and scarred me.

I hope someone turned it into curry

I don't think anyone who drinks wine should get any part of a goat.

If you drink special brew you should get an extra goat.

And a free tv.

And another goat if you put the special brew in the baby bottle.

If you drink your special brew, in the baby bottle, in your free car in a p&c parking space you get a whole herd of goats.

I am feckless.

you should harness your goats to a cart you lazy bint