AIBU to be amused by my neighbour's enormous erection?

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They have the biggest trampoline I have ever seen, at least 14 feet I would guess. (although I've never been good at guessing size which is good for my husband)

Their kids are so high up they are literally hanging over my fence so they can see me in the garden in my pj's cos i'm lazy pregnant. Grrr.

Trampolines go hand in hand with Facebook - both should be banned!

This is a misleading thread... thought there was going to be an amusing erection story...

Oh thats a shame, I was going to share my funny erection story but I dont have a trampoline one thats appropriate I'm sorry.

I think you should ask to have a bounce on it.

We have a 12ft trampoline and out not so lovely neighbour yelled at dd for looking over the fence while bouncing. She says she has to face one direction or another but wasn't looking in his garden as such.

Ironic thing is it wasn't many years ago his sons used to do the same to us when using their trampoline!

LMAO At the husband size joke :o

I also rushed into this thread with my mind in the gutter.

YAB (a little bit) U

I doubt the kids care you are in your PJs. They're probably plotting to go outside in theirs once they're old enough that mum doesn't get a say. Trampolines are annoying, but your DC will want one soon enough. Then they can spy annoy the people next door.

Congrats on the pregnancy.

YABVU to have misled everyone with the promise of an erection! Most disappointed!

I think country needs to share...

Chortling at having a bounce on your neighbours enormous erection...

Still waiting for countrymouse's erection story.

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i hope they have a decent net around it because ime one is liable to fall off a particularly large erection once it has been mounted unless proper safety precautions are in place.