to think that user names that are spoonerisms should mean something?

[MardyBra]

There are a lot of spoonerised sweary names about at the moment.

PatFenis and BettySwollocks get a big tick because they suggest proper names

I love buppy's name, especially as it takes something as twee as cupcakes and bunting and completely subverts the concept.

CunningStunt gets a double tick because it forms two new words.

What I don't get are the names which don't create something else - along the lines of ShuckingFit.

Once knew a cat called Cooking Fat. Took me ages to work out why

Mardy!

I also knew a guinea pig called Pinny! They never set up a small stage for him to perform on though.

We used to call one of our cats Cooking Fat

Mine is actually a spoonerism.

And it passes the test obviously obviously

(Did you see what I did there?)

So all these mountains named after breasts - they're all rather pert aren't they? Never see any that look like post-breastfeeding-5-kids-and-before-bras-were-invented-shaped-mountains.

Do you think that the men who discovered them only shacked up with virgins? Each time they were in danger of being called 'dad' they'd hop onto their long boats or wagons, and go discover some fresh virgin lands?

I like flisspaps because I have a friend named felicity.
My name isn't spelt right. I pretend this was deliberate. It is also quite insulting.

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=penis+mountain&um=1&hl=en&client=safari&sa=N&rls=en&biw=1499&bih=838&tbm=isch&tbnid=bpf-1JA7QRpAYM:&imgrefurl=askthedm.wordpress.com/&docid=zzzZaGjjlQTqsM&imgurl=askthedm.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/penis-shaped-mountain.gif&w=400&h=497&ei=WVi2T8CXJI2p8QOS75WhCg&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=336&sig=113146812327350081433&page=1&tbnh=139&tbnw=112&start=0&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:0,s:0,i:72&tx=83&ty=83" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">I found a penis mountain

patfenis
[http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/3033891/Jessie-Wallace-set-to-play-Coronation-Street-icon-Pat-Phoenix.html]
now I'm showing my age.

oops
this time

I remember Pat. But I'd never made any connection between Fenis and Phoenix.

Fanjo mountain

Mardy, I beg to differ with your op.

To me, bupcakes IS a word. That's what I call cupcakes since MN.

ROFL @ Cooking Fat!

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=whennaturegoesbad.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/erotic-landscape-paarl-600x450.jpg&imgrefurl=whennaturegoesbad.com/tag/mountain-shapes/&h=450&w=600&sz=123&tbnid=KkoYkCMY1VTFlM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=120&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dmountain%2Bshapes%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=mountain+shapes&docid=0cySwTygNLVKGM&sa=X&ei=92q2T5j2L4Wc8gPkxc2eCg&ved=0CGMQ9QEwAg&dur=108" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">another interesting nature image

Ooops. I think I've derailed the thread a bit.

Do you go into shops and ask for bupcakes Brian?

I agree, Brardy.

Love
Lady ClariceMannockConty

No, I just pick them off the shelf at Sainsbury's

Does nobody like my links then?

Sorry Mardy, can't look at them, I'm at work wouldn't look anyway, too scared

I have started a separate smutty links thread

Yes Brian. Best not to look at work.

Rudishes!

My husband is the famous swatrick payze

www.swatpaz.net

I said I thought his bark looked a bit manky.