to tell everyone that TETHERS IS HAVING HER LIL BUB TOMOZ!!

[Hullygully]

So exciting!

I've often sensed I live at Ether's End.

I'd like to live there

We'll take the Lil Bubzez with us and skip off into the sunset and the distant memory of Professor Brian Cox's smile...

Oh do let's

Any word yet?

I've worn a hole in my carpet with all this 'ere pacing.

Can I have the booze and cigar anyway?

I'm afraid I've boiled the cigar. You could have the water with some brandy added?

Anything yet? For goodness sake, doesn't she realise we're all gagging here?

Still nothing? It's nearly 3, what on earth is she doing?

(seriously, I hope everything is okay)

Dunno, but my floorboards have a groove in them now.

She must be on the afternoon shift.

I booked mone for the afternoon so I could clear up after dh's 40th the night before. So considerate.

mone?

If she's gone in for an ELCS she might by sitting around gasping for a drink while emergencies go in ahead of her.

Or she's in post-op recovery with Tomoz in her arms and has not seen fit to let us know.

The caaaah.

Oh, see they took me first thing for my ELCS since I'm diabetic and not eating is of the bad!!

::taps foot::

self self self

typical tethers

I'm having a drink.

YEAH FUCK HER AND HER TOMOZ

God but Tomoz is a brilliant name.

Isn't it? Let's call it that no matter what.

I had mine first thing in the morning so I'd be home by martini hour. Fidgirl has loved olives ever since.

Fidgirl is smart.

Now that's sophisticated, Fiderer. Class.

They made me stay in orspital for three days. Dsis had to bring in M&S dinners and half bottles of bubbly.

If a girl, she could be Tomoza - stress on the aaaaa.