to tell everyone that TETHERS IS HAVING HER LIL BUB TOMOZ!!

[Hullygully]

So exciting!

oohhh luffly snuggly lil bubs will be here soon

can i practice at being a grandma now please?

God what is she doing?

You'd think she could hurry up a bit.

Shall we start chanting?

I mean spiritual chants to the Goddess, not football chants.

It would probably help.

So inconsiderate.

makes

is it time for the boiling towels and cigars yet?

Oh I like a nice chant

Come on Tethers
Go hell for leathers

Can't someone go and chase her round the labour ward, make things hurry up a bit?

I think it might be a bit more scheduled than that.

Since tethers is funny I think she should go for Lolz

it's one of them unisex names, see?

like Gideon

Hey Springy!

Hey Hullz

how hell you?

I'm awarding self a Morning Off from stripping ceilings

can say with confidence that this is more fun

Gideon reminds me of "Seven Brides for Seven Brothers". She could use all - Adam Benjamin Caleb Daniel Ephraim Frank Gideon Tethers.

Be fun at registration in school.

Oh, well in that case we need to get things moving along in other ways.

Oooo...I feel somewhat responsible!
It was I that provided the lovely Tethers with her much longed for family organisational calendar.
She is obvs so vaire organised now because of me that she has gorn and scheduled Lil Bubs.

A lil bub Todayz!!

It has long been the case that May 18th is the very best day on which to have been born.

Good luck tethers! Baggsy 9 pounds 6.

Do we know what flavour tethers' lil bubz will be?

ow ow ow ow ow ow

can't advise it

Done it myself on here a million times. Is not a Good Plan.

I sense something in the ether.

That'd be Tether in the ether