loo roll???
Im the smallest in the house except for ds3 who is almost as tall as -me-- much shorter.
The only space available to store loo rolls is on a high high shelf - ds1 and 2 NEVER replace the loo roll despite being able to easily reach the shelf 
and now further annoyance has been caused because ds2 leave 2 yes 2 squares of loo roll wrapped around the almost empty roll so he doesnt have to reach up and ger me one down ...
So today im on the loo doing my business -as you do and theres no bloody toilet roll ......ive had to jump trousers around my ankles to get some - im bloody annoyed so ive bought a small travel roll and hidden it in my wash bag 
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