about the designer dog tethered in the P&C parking space outside asda?

[DameHermione]

The chavvy owner didn't even clean up the pile o shite there neither.

Bastards.

Sure it wasn't a goat?

Was it smoking a cigarette?
Did it have a huge pram, a blue badge or a Gregg's sausage roll?

Possibly a designer goateypoo. Waving its benefit book and wearing fake uggs.

Was it's owner Silver Haired Charlatan Derek Pakorah?
In his chavvy powder blue cordourhy jacket?

Was it a plasma goat tho? In hd?

If it had a benefit book it was a PitPoo Terrorist. Dangerous, them fings. They'll nick yer parking space before you can say Stanley knife.

I think said goatypoo might have been on a lead, held at tother end be rebekkkkkkkah brookes.

Key it

Where would you put a key in a Designer Dog?

No, don't. I'll never put that key back in my handbag again.