To leave my baby in a p and c space

[ledkr]

and go to a party leaving occasional old people to watch him whilst fagging it?

Depends on whether you are taking crap wine and the people at the party have expensive booze, donnit?

YANBU

I will leave my 2 year-old to look after him.

will you be 'drinking red wine from a box'?

it'll be ok if you leave your hungry dog in with it - the dog will bark and remind you to hurry up

hth

I love MN shortly after a period of heavy trolling and threads going poof.

All the witty and clever people come out.

Does HQ sound a klaxon to get you all to some and divert attention away from the trolls/troll hunting?!

It's ok if there is an elderly person without a blue badge parked in the p&c parking to keep an eye on your baby whilst you smoke and drink special brew.

However if someone comes with a huge car, 1 child and a huge buggy, you have every right to block the space with your tank and make her try and park said huge in a non p&c space.

if you are thinking about the thread i think your thinking about. You are quite safe here.... all the looneys are at the bunfight!!!!1

Not a bad idea, UnChartered. But a Mumsnetter somebody might confuse the dog with an old person.

But have you left your baby in your ?

Am seconding large vicious dog though, it could sit in the (hopelessly inadequate) storage area all prams seem to have underneath them.

Not sure about red wine though, isn't that a bit too naice? Would advice a feral blue or red alcopop instead.

No, that is so mean. At least get a friend to leave their baby in the car too for company!

Yep - do it.

I'll park sidey-ways across the spaces to protect him/her.

And scowl.

Do they make alcoholic fruitshoot?

Well ive done it, hes sleeping and i left the window down a bit,there was a couple of old smokers in their rover metros waiting for their arthritic dps so im pretty sure all will be ok.
Im off to the party now,i have a camel pack filled with red wine and 40 Marlbro lights see ya!

YABVU unless you leave a parent with him.

Any parent will do.

if you leave the babies in adjacent parking spaces, please leave the windows open so they can 'talk' to each other

and the dog can look after both?

pointy My pram is bigger than the average car,i need it for my gigantic baby and shoplifting in mothercare.

Does he have a fruitshoot and a Greggs sausage roll?

You lot really are nutters (in a good way obv :))...first time I've LOLed in a long time anyway

salmaabsolutely not,im not a bad parent you know,

I am Confused by all this.

ledkr what's stopping you from parking across lines??? I mean, if you aren't taking up at least 4 spaces simultaneously you're just not trying hard enough!!!

i've thrown the dog a saussie roll

but it's cold, i ain't paying the added tax for someone elses babysitter

Maybe put the dog in the huge pram with the sausage roll and leave the baby in the car.

pointy I darent do that i might wake the baby or scare of the elderly sitters,anyway im drunk on naice red wine now so no.