To be annoyed that old people shag in P&C places?

[AppleCatchers]

Have seen it happen!

I've never seen a shag in a P&C space. Nor a cormorant. Probably only pied wagtails, really, cheeky beggars.

don't be silly
they do it in the disabled loo, that's why they are never free

It's because the nearest places to the store are also the warmest. Important to consider if you are getting your kit off and are a bit rheumatic.

Didn't know they could do the shag, I thought waltzing and that was more their scene?

Some bits of the Tesco carpark looks like a pile of naked mole rats with all the humping old people.

Oh why oh why did I click on the naked mole rat link - they scared me