To be annoyed that old people shart in mother & child spaces

[scuzy]

i mean seriously ... who do they think will clean up after them?

Not me

If by shart you mean the bastard child of shit and fart then YABU.
I blame Lactulose myself. Blardy doctors love to prescribe it to their geriatric patients.
Because they don't have to clean it up

That's what workfair staff are for. Duh