(not a AIBU) but I need some advice quick

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Forguve me, I now this is not an AIBU thread but there is more traffic here and I need advice quick.

DS has just come home from school and he has been rained on, he's soaked through, I've checked him over and he doesn't appear to be melting but you can never tell with these things can you.

Do you think he will be okay or should I get the hair driers out?

Thanks in advance, I am sure I will get some very helpful advice [tongue in cheek smiley]

Put him in the freezer. Will stop him melting

Keep him off school for the rest of the week just in case he is incubating something

Just tell him to be grateful he doesnt live here.
Hail Snowstorm and Thunder and Lightening.

Party time!

Do I take the frozen stuff out first or just ram him in there?

Do you have an aga? put him in to dry out. hth

Take him to A&E. You can never be too careful.

Aga? Do think I'm posh or summat?

Get him to stand in the bath quick! That way if he does start to dissolve, you will still have all of him.

You could store him in a jar, hopeful someone finds a way to put him back together again in the future

Just remember to put the plug in :)

As long as he wasn't near a supermarket carpark he should be fine.

Lie him on the radiator, turn him over in about half an hour hth

mnm we've had a heavy snow shoewer today!

You let him get wet?!? What sort of mother are you?

Call the police. And the AA, and the NSPCC

Sue the bastards. Any bastards.

get social services on the go and ring ofsted and a health and safety specialist. pop him in the microwave for a few minutes.

YABU.

Send him back outside and wait for the sun to come out to dry him off

Oh no you can never be too careful, my dd will not get wet just in case she melts...hope he is lucky!

His school is near a supermarket, will this seriously effect his health, I am getting very worried

It shouldn't affect his health, your sanity yup, i agree sue/leave the bastard, you owe it to your poor possibly melting child.

Just be careful: I let DS get wet through once and he dried out a bit weird and now he has to sleep in a hammock. Plus, one of his feet stretched and one of them shrunk.

I bloody told DH he was dry clean only.

Ring Johnnie Boden - he'll know what to do in this situation.

"His school is near a supermarket, will this seriously effect his health, I am getting very worried"

Depends on who's using the parent and child spaces...

Midnight - what will Johnnie do? fly in with his ditsy print superhero cape and fly DS off to Cornwall for a good yomp along the beach with his cargo shorts on?

DH was using the spaces, he takes DD out with her blue badge and they see how many scowls and insults they can get in an hour.