(not a AIBU) but I need some advice quick

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Forguve me, I now this is not an AIBU thread but there is more traffic here and I need advice quick.

DS has just come home from school and he has been rained on, he's soaked through, I've checked him over and he doesn't appear to be melting but you can never tell with these things can you.

Do you think he will be okay or should I get the hair driers out?

Thanks in advance, I am sure I will get some very helpful advice [tongue in cheek smiley]

Dunno - probably something to do with a Rainy Day Mac in some insane pattern.

Ask yourself:

What Would Jesus Do? - and the answer will come my child [beatific smile].

Quite frankly you seem to have a massive sense of entitlement [catsbummouth]

Have you blogged about your experience? It may help others avoid such a devastating experience

Does he have seaweed hanging from him?

Oops wrong thread!

Pop him in the airing cupboard for an hour or two if you have one! But take the seaweed off him first, it will only go crispy.

Come home from School you say?

Sue them...it's clearly their fault.

I am writing a letter to school ATM, I will be handing it to the head first thing tomorrow, how dare they do this to my PFS (precious first son) , I will be using the foaming at the mouth stabby finger technique, that'll learn em, I pay their feckin wages!!

Peter Andre would never let his kids get wet. He loves them too much.

And the orange radiation flowing from his skin evaporates rain before it can touch them.

At his age, he should be able to take responsibility for his own wet-ness.

Tell him to come back to you when he's got a real worry, like cream or jam first.

Ah I'm probably too late now and the poor little guy has shrunk to the size of a teddybear :(

You should have immediately tied him, kite like, to the car and drove like the wind to air him out (if of course it had stopped raining)
This has to be some form of neglect and I do hope someone gives him childlines number.
To redeem yourself OP, tomorrow send him in a wet suit, just in case.

You are not too late, he is sitting in the bath as suggested up thread, he appears to suffering very little effects, especially after I took him out of the freezer.

Your suggestion regarding flying him like a kite is a good one, luckily I have a climbing harness and rope, so elf and safety is covered. Should I take him out of his wet clothing or air dry them at the same time?

I spilt coffee all over my laptop this morning and that got very wet. I tried drying it out with a hairdryer but it didn't work so don't try that.

The very nice man at the computer menders has now rung me and said he thinks he has dried it out so I could pm you with his number as he may be able to help your son.

Peter Andre would never let his kids get wet. He loves them too much

FFS I think I coughed up a chunk of kidney laughing at that!!

School [hmmm] this wouldn't have happened if you he.

PALFHK would also make a double rainbow to guide them home and shower them with love. Every colour on the rainbow would be orange.

Contact the head teacher. IMMEDIATELY! Demand action be taken.

HEeded
H eded
HEded
Ffs

Or you could put him in a jar of rice

To be honest OP

Your son is never going to be the same after this episode and he's also going to smell a bit damp and musty.

Is that the sort of child you want?!?!?

Get rid of him and get yourself a Hamster.

And before anyone accuses me of being too harsh, I'm only typing what you're all thinking but have been too scared to say

Jar of rice? Is that a new type of paella?

If you put him in the microwave, make sure you shake him properly afterwards - you don't want hot spots!!

Sue school, head teacher, class teacher and governors also met office, any old selfish disabled people who park in the spaces u need for u and ds, actually sue God ( also Mohammed and shriva in interests of fairness and equality) and does your ds need counselling?

He's not a bag of popcorn, he's a child, and you're calling me a bad mother!

stoppit, stoppit, laughing this much hurts!

I think you should peg him out somewhere. much more environmentally sound than using a microwave/oven/tumbledryer/hairdryer.