To tell you Liz Jones is at it again

[EXmrsmascarahead]

She's on This Morning now.

Moaning about women and maternity. Can someone please explain why they keep entertaining her?

She looks like she's melting...

Wicked witch of the west style?

'I'm melting, aaaaaah my beautiful wickedness'

Brilliant,

Knew there would be a thread on here.

Stupid bint.

If only, EXmrsmascarahead

Wish she would fuck the fuck off. Top journalist? I don't think so. Fuck knows what Rock Star sees in her, it's deffo not brains...

I thought that too Ghost what a strange little voice she has too. I don't think I have ever heard her speak before

Shit I missed it, I love to howl at Liz Jones when she's on the telly. I am going to be really sad and Sky+ it on ITV+1 in a minute ...!

I'm getting my lungs ready for some outraged yelling.

When your head is firmly rammed up you arse you tend speak a little strange

Can't stand women who do the ickle girl voice, especially as she's over50...

I met her once. On the slut walk. In the flesh right after her face lift.

She was normal, chatty, smily and empathetic. Which because it was her gave me the creeps!

oooh Holly Willoughby has just NAILED her

It's nice of her to give us permission to have babies during the recession though, be fair.

Go willobooby

Holly is now my hero

Think she might be on drugs, it reminded me of that kerry katona interview...

Much better now matt le blanc is on.. Liking the silver fox look.

Glad I'm not the only one who thought she was rather moist.

I felt the urge to scrub her face with a wet wipe. But then again, I'm on maternity leave so I don't know if my brain would work long enough for me to remember what to do with the wet wipe once I find one.

I certainly wouldn't have the brain power to keep 'on trend'. FFS.

I also liked how she hedged her bets at the beginning, saying she was 'half joking'. I smell BS at that one. Holly Willoughbooby did a good job I thought.

Does anyone know who the Rockstar is??? :)

I have rewound it - she is horribly fascinating.

it has to be someone who has taken waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many drugs and ravaged their mental faculties. In the same way that mothers do.

I'm amazed i am able to type or write at all seeing as I am stay at home mum. I had better ring manchester uni and tell them to cancel my honours degree cos I betrayed the sisterhood....

I think rock star is a blow up doll..

Maybe she's ozzy osbournes bit on the side?...

stif why don't you give her a ring, I'm sure she would appreciate you trying to keep 'on trend' you're not doing very much are you, you do know maternity leave is just an excuse to sit on your arse. Liz says so, so it must be true!