To start a male lap dancing club?

[ledkr]

I just wondered how the males who frequent these type of esablishments would take to knowing their dps were in there paying family money on some guy waving his todger in her face? I suspect the cries of

"Its harmless girly fun,everyone does it"
or
"I dont want to go but all my mates went and i didnt want to look stupid!"Wouldnt be quite as meaningfull if the boot were on t'other foot.

i am not sure how many women would like a man to bend over in front of them, open his arse cheeks and be so close so you could smell his er bodily smell. not my sort of thing though enjoyed by many men visiting lap dancing clubs

Hey, LeQueen, don't knock the blokes in B&Q! There are some fit blokes that work in B&Q.

Just kidding - not really! Well there might be, I haven't looked.

Ugh even so le Queen a line needs to be drawn at hairy arse cracks.The men in my employment would be required to be abnormaly hair free and have perfect penis's in line with equal oppotunities for the sexes.

"The men in my employment would be required to be abnormaly hair free and have perfect penis's"

What is the perfect penis ? Will you be getting your tape measure out at auditions Ledkr? :o

Of course, men would be fine with the old gyrating around style of thing they seem to like. I suspect they'd like a club where a man was paying attention to their wives in a flattering way a lot less.

That would be almost every nightclub on the planet then Apocalypse

(well, if you consider shit chat up lines, fake compliments and free drinks flattering, which I don't but I think it's meant to be)

And men do feel lots threatened by that!

Are you looking at my bird

Why yes, she's paying me to look at her and speak to her like a beautiful woman, because in fairness, she's sick to death of you...

I'd pay someone to look riveted as I banged on about my rubbish day at work in minute detail whilst pouring me wine. I'd pay them a lot.

So would I. I think most women would pay to not have the look of fear (she's going to start talking! oh no!) gradually descending into the blank I'll-just-wait-it-out-look, seamlessly becoming mild panic of will-she-ever-just-shut-up?

- fancy starting it as business with me? I'm thinking we franchise it.......

We'll be millionaires!!

There was a "lap" dancing club for women in Birmingham. I think it was called "tricky Dickys". It lasted about 6 months before closing. Women did not pay to go. If women went - they did not pay for dances so employees did not make alot of money. Women did not bring their male partners for a couples night out. A very different pattern of consumption by the clients there than other 'adult entertainment" venues..

A few of the 'ladies nights' i have seen advertised for lap dancing clubs dont seem to focus on providing a space for women to enjoy willy waggling, bum crack sniffing or the pother joys alluded to by others. They seem to focus on getting women in to have a try and few spins around the pole before male customers are in the club. Then the "ladies" can perform for the men and show off their new skills.